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Baby’s First Exam
Posted by: Christina on March 28, 2005 @ 2:34 pm

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk." "I know," she said, "I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.


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From: gs on March 29, 2005 @ 4:58 pm
Comment: that was funny. LOL!!!

From: lacey on April 1, 2005 @ 6:20 pm
Comment: ha ah that was so funny

From: lil miss sexy on April 13, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Comment: that jk was great me n my bf loved it

From: audrey Diego on May 28, 2005 @ 12:51 am
Comment: that is the funniest joke i have heard iin like ever

From: Willy on July 9, 2005 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: That’s just tops

From: lildude77 (habboname on August 26, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: !!!! GOOD ONE !!! LOL LOL THATS AWESOM LOLOLOLOL NICE ONE

From: Hottie_gurl on September 23, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Comment: That’s a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: jannet on September 23, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Comment: It was awesome

From: sam the toocan man on September 24, 2005 @ 7:58 pm
Comment: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was so funny

From: leelee on September 26, 2005 @ 10:38 pm
Comment: that joke was awsome lol

From: moe on october4,2005 on October 7, 2005 @ 1:22 pm
Comment: that #$%& was funny as helllllllllllllllllllll

From: jade mcmurtry on October 24, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
Comment: gd 1 grand ma lol lol

From: JL~Stiff on November 17, 2005 @ 4:28 am
Comment: i liked it

From: ana on November 17, 2005 @ 4:28 am
Comment: From: ana on octuber20,2005 @ 9:36am
Comment: it is a great joke to have online

From: TLH on January 11, 2006 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: man,thats funny.Kinda nasty,but funny.

From: Margaret on January 11, 2006 @ 1:13 pm
Comment: When i read this joke i laughed like crazy it good i like it.

From: its ur boy sawyer on January 11, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: pretty GAYYYYY!!!!!

From: mathieu on January 11, 2006 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: so funny l pead in my pants LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Some guy on January 11, 2006 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: sorry i didnt care for this one too much ... at all

From: Nicole on January 11, 2006 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: That was great!!!!! I little gross but funny.

From: HAHA on January 14, 2006 @ 5:56 am
Comment: FUNNY!!

   
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