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two for one
Posted by: kev on March 29, 2005 @ 1:49 pm

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why did the cross eyed hooker always think she was getting a good deal when she shopped ? When she looked she thought every thing was two for one .Why did the blind blonde hooker always end up with nothing after she did a trick ? What you see is what you get.I went to a night club and asked this nice beeyatch if she would like to dance ,she said yes , so we danced round and round and I noticed she was getting taller . I started to freak out but then I realized her wooden leg was unscrewing.


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From: Jade on March 30, 2005 @ 11:53 am
Comment: me personly i am realli offended by this joke!

From: Steph on March 31, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: **Sticking my tongue out at this joke**

From: shelby on April 2, 2005 @ 5:44 pm
Comment: it just sucks man

From: lol on April 2, 2005 @ 7:09 pm
Comment: the last 1 was ok :)

From: me on April 3, 2005 @ 2:06 pm
Comment: kinda offencive

From: Steph on April 18, 2005 @ 10:18 pm
Comment: Sticking my tongue on Shelby’s dick.

From: jadans on May 4, 2005 @ 11:27 pm
Comment: and now we know y u r such a dumb ass that cant tell a joke

   
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