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HILARIOUS!!!
Posted by: jokester on April 1, 2005 @ 9:48 pm
So a boy was invited to the circus. "Welcome all to the wonderful magnificent circus, now try not to laugh while you witness our hilarious, Flopso The clown!" The boy was excited! So flopso the clown asks for a volunteer to come down from the audience. Eagerly the boy shouts and jumps and waves his hands. Flopso chooses the boy to come down from the audience. The boy was filled with joy.
So the clown points at the boys shirt and says loud so everyone can hear "little boy, you have something on your shirt" the boy looked down only to be flicked in the nose by the Flopso the clown. The whole entire audience laughed at the boy, he was completely embarrassed.
From that day forth, the little boy was determined to be the funniest boy in the world, so that one-day he could make the world laugh at that clown.
The boy worked hard day and night studying comedy and the art of making others laugh. He new and was determined to one day hold his revenge. When the little boy was 23, he saw that the circus, the very same circus that had embarrassed him so, was coming back to town.
"This is my chance,” he thought. He bought the first tickets and was the first in line to get in. he sat in front and was enjoying the acts, but was anxious to see if his nemeses would come. Then finally he heard some familiar words. "Welcome all to our wonderful magnificent circus, now try not to laugh while you witness our hilarious, Flopso The clown!" the clown stated again that he wanted a volunteer from the audience. THIS IS MY CHANCE!! Thought the boy. The boy was determined to achieve his revenge and have the favor handed back at the clown. The boy waved his arms eagerly and was chosen. When he walked to the clown he felt a familiar feeling. After the audience was calmed after the cheering. The clown did that familiar gesture. He pointed down on the boy’s shirt and said loud so that all could hear "sir, you have something on your shirt" the boy looked down only to be flicked in the nose again by the same clown. The boy said to the clown “hey clown... FUCK YOU”
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jokester on April 8, 2005 @ 1:43 pm |
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haha, My goel, to waste your time ;)
if you resd the joke, i succeded |
| From: |
awsome on April 8, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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that joke fucking rocks |
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jokester on April 8, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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thanks |
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"THE" bitch on April 9, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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I HATED I T SOOO BAD YOU******* |
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Napoleon on April 14, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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At least the 23 year old "little boy" got right to the point . I’ll try to do the same. Hey jokester... |
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jokester on April 14, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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hey what?
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| From: |
Napoleon on April 18, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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I want to sleep with you. |
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jokester on April 19, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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aint gonna happen dynamite |
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jadans on May 4, 2005 @ 11:20 pm |
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hay at least it was beter than some of this rat shit i reading |
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Lizzo on May 30, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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I don’t get it |
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