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Little boy wants to be a fireman...
Posted by: Ashley on April 19, 2005 @ 0:07 am
There is a young boy about the age of six sitting in the front yard playing, when all of a sudden a firetruck comes rushing by with lights on and sirens blaring. The little boy jumped up and cried for joy.
"Mom!! Look!! I want to be a fireman just like them when I grow up!! I want to save people’s lives and rescue cats out of trees. I want to be the hero that everyone admires!"
The mother looks at the young boy in sorrow.
" Hunny, how many times do I have to tell you. You are never growing up, you have AIDS." |
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jOKE RATER on April 22, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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Yeah but how about no! What the fuck is the joke in that? wtf? that was shit. i hope your arse grows to big for the earth and u float off so we wont be able to listen to your crappy jokes again. now thats a rating
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k on April 22, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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here here
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Fred on April 23, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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Amen brother! Matt in hell! Great joke. |
| From: |
Lucas Shaw on April 24, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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who ever thinks these jokes are funny are RETARDED!!!!! |
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matt on April 24, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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who thinks these jokes are funny are fucken fucked up |
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Annie on April 24, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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Oh my fucking god!!!! Dude, thats sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How could you even post a thing like that??? Do you know how many kids have aid in REALITY??? that’s not a joke it’s a travisty. We should be helping people who do have aids not making fun of them, you heartless basterd! |
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Shaun on April 24, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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you guys need to get a sense of humor. That was a good joke, a little cold though, but good. Dont listen to these backdoor whores Ashley, keep the jokes comin. |
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Sapoloco on April 25, 2005 @ 11:49 pm |
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That was the funniest joke ever. Dont listen to these fucking bastards ok Ashley |
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blak man on April 28, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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ashley i hope u get aids u fuck tart |
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Mr.X on April 29, 2005 @ 10:24 pm |
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You know whats the most retarded part about this whole thing, is that you imbeciles, have horrible grammar, you use ’u’ to much, say ’fuck’ too much. I bet half of you are 40 year olds who live in their parents basement and masturbate to kiddy porn. That was a fantastic joke.
Graci alli mama |
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crazy bitch 010 on May 3, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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that was mean you need to learn how to help peopl not hate
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Charlie on May 4, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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Speaking of grammer Mr.X. You also added a superfluous comma after "imbeciles" and missed out the and at the end of your list. I also think you could have used it is, or it’s in place of the "is" in the sentence: "is that you guys are imbeciles"
Good joke though |
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jadans on May 4, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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well that was some great reading...not the joke yalls post yall all sound like fucking todlers and joke rater u suck at come backs so take a fucking hike and go back to being a 10cent hore(sry for mispelling a lil drunk here) |
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Sapoloco on May 7, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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Dam "To Charlie" smoked all you guys |
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to: Ashley on August 7, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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Nice name |
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Tek on August 24, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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That was a rather despicable joke. Humor like this should not be aloud to hold place on the internet. ’Jokes’ like these show the unintelligable impudence of a person. |
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