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Posted by: Dr. Mario on May 3, 2005 @ 0:12 am
What do you call a mexcan bear?
somBEARo
i can BEARly ocntain myself!!1
***BONUSE JOKE***
What do you call a room full bears?
too much to BEAR
you betcha |
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tiffany on May 3, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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this joke really isnt that funny!!! |
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Sapoloco on May 3, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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I hope you are not mexican DR Mario because mexicans are funny You are not |
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the butt pack boys on May 4, 2005 @ 11:14 am |
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mattsy we want you back. don’t leave. bring your hairy ass home. villani’s rump is tighter then a nats ass. |
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give us a kiss on May 4, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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I don’t know what Louisiana swamp-college you graduated from farmboy, but a racism is defined as: "The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others." or "Discrimination or prejudice based on race." |
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give us a kiss on May 4, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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Gee, I’m sorry virginiafarmboy! When I said ’farmboy’, I was talking to Vilani, and trying to come up with a mildly insulting term for the red-neck that he is. I hope I didn’t offend you virgi... I’m from North Carolina, so I’ve got nothing against you. |
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I'm smarter than you on May 4, 2005 @ 1:58 pm |
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chesea on May 4, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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mattsy are you buttcheeks alright. i noticed last night they seem to have a little rash on them. i hope i was not to rough on you because you had mentioned i bruised your spincter the last time. i’m sorry and i have a new cream to rub you down with the next time i see you. it smells like musk and i know thats your favorite. tata, oh don’t forget you have an appt at 10 friday to get your balls waxed. maxi is great and even throws in a hand job no extra charge. love chesea |
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Mathew Villani on May 4, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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Well, Chesea, perhaps if you had shaved before kissing, I would not have this rash. I say, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! I’m joining you guys in impostering me. Didn’t think I could do it, did you? This just shows to go ya! Or is it, this just goes to show ya? I don’t know anymore, you fellows have worn out my brain cells, I have only one left. Help me Chill, let me nurse on your hairy nippled saggies. |
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chill pill on May 4, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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its spelled saggys bitch. |
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jadans on May 4, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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THAT JOKE SUCKS BALLS |
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KezziCat on May 5, 2005 @ 8:21 am |
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What in hell are all you people arguing about? Take it outside for goodness sake! Anyway, i think the joke’s hilarious. very smart. can i use that word around here? it seems some people are a little sensitive about it. |
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w00t-er on May 5, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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Man............. No offense...... but well......
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺YOU SUCK!!!☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ |
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w00t-er on May 5, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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THAT JOKE DID THE PUSSY LICKING..... I DID THE DICK SUCKING! >=) |
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Margaret de Ville on May 6, 2005 @ 7:15 am |
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Matthew, we don’t CARE who your new name is. I started reading your long series of posts, but it was just more and more of the same: you revelling in how smart you think you are, acting like a child. WE DON’T CARE. This is a joke site. Please submit jokes, rather than just being a joke yourself. |
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Got you again! on May 6, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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Hiya Matzy Watzy!
Margaret de Ville here. Or should I say, gla galla gal!
I’m very surprised you fell for that one. I didn’t even put any efforet into inventing a convincing character for her at firstr! Indeed, she was supposed to be a joke: her very first apperance was rigt after you said: "I bet I can invent an entirely knew character who you’ll never be able to spot." And then, 30 seconds later, a post in your exact style of writing, with bascally a female equivalent of your own name, posts saying how great she thinks you are - and very unconvincingly too!
I was trying to ape Game-breaker-breaker’s tactic of doing something bert would think is you, and you would think is bert trying to be you.
Instead, you thought it was a GENUINE woman, posting thrity seconds later... yadda yadda yadda.
I guess it just workd on too many levels to be comperhensible.
Never mind, next time... |
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Got you yet again! on May 6, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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Ha ha, Matsy, I’m everybody on this site. Sure I have to sacrifice my personal life (not that I had one, but.....), it was entirely worth it. I’m so much smarter than you because I can spend 16 hours a day posting on this site as a bunch of people. You should worship my vastly superior intelligence. I’m like a God because I can’t stick to one name. Bow down, you miserable miscreant. Sure you can win arguments, but I can spend 16 hours a day posting as people so I’m ten times smarter than you for confusing you and Chill Pill. I’m like McHammer, da da da da, can’t touch this. Da da da da, can’t touch this. |
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it on May 6, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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it wasn’t me either matt, you know cubanous bertramous, i wanna crush you spincter. |
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gla gala gal on May 7, 2005 @ 6:30 am |
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- on May 7, 2005 @ 6:35 am |
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thanks matthew heeeeehheeeehehehehehehehe |
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. on May 7, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
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pr hottie on May 8, 2005 @ 4:20 am |
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very true the impersonaters r a bunch of sad ass lowlife pieces of shit. |
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. on May 8, 2005 @ 5:08 am |
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Sapoloco on May 8, 2005 @ 12:21 pm |
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You guys have been going at it |
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go at this on May 8, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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Santa Claus on May 9, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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Ho ho ho, Santa’s gotta go go go, stick it up your ass, ass, ass. |
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pr hottie on May 17, 2005 @ 4:08 am |
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:-P i think watching paint dry would b a million thrills 4 bert. |
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Dr.RodneyLuther King on May 30, 2005 @ 9:11 am |
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What is a Mexican Blowjob?
When a fat mexican seniorita sits on your face and farts. |
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qbanita14 on June 14, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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this whole thread seems dedicated to Matthew-bashing. Matthew, why did you threaten to create other identities? now because of that, people think that i am you. wait, did you create another identity? since nobody reads this anymore i am going to create another identity over in italian jokes just for laughs. i want to see if any of you pick up that its me. LOL. |
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