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We were so poor.....
Posted by: Roy on June 1, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
We were so poor.......
.......we ate the beans outa our bean bag seats
..................the only time we had salad was when our dad cut the grass.
.................our rats were on welfare!!
............we wore hand me down from our roaches!!
.......for our vacation, we went to the travel agency and just looked at the brochures!!
........the only time we showered was when it rained!!
............our family car was a Huffy bicycle.
.......for Xmas,we would fight each other to see who got the bigger pieces of coal !!
so poor, we ate our food stamps !!
.....we couldnt afford socks, so we painted our ankles blue.
...........so poor, the chinese family next door gave us their rice!!
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joe on June 2, 2005 @ 9:11 am |
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I like it !! |
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We were poorer on June 2, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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We were so poor we killed our unborn kids for their meat. It also solved the problem of procuring food and clothing for them. Two birds with one stone - and half a coat hanger. |
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Chuck Factory on June 5, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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Hahhaha thgis is true. My family dos all this stuf but we are not poor. we are rich becausee we are in love
and all the boys wishes that they’d be her partner. |
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rOY on June 6, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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tO NORDICIST! yOU CAN KISS MY ASS U F*CKIN CRACKER,SHITHEAD,PUSSY EATIN mf !! yOU AINT GOT NO DAMN BRAINS EITHER!! |
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SNOOPS ON JUNE6,@5PM on June 6, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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2.. "NOR..DICK..IST"
COME TO THE "EAST SIDE" OF LAS VEGAS AND SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE!... GARANTEE YOU WON’T RETURN TO YOUR TRAILER! YOU PEACE OF SCARY SHIT!
FUCK WHAT YOU STAND FOR!... FUCK.."NOR..DICK..IST"!!!!
THIS IS SNOOPS IN LAS VEGAS.. WHERE YOU COME DOWN AND SEE NOR..DICKS..IST GET BURNED AND HANGED!! HAHAHA !COME DOWN AND CATCH A BEAT DOWN!!!! !MATHA FUCKERS! (LITERALY) HA..HA..HA |
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Phx_26 on June 9, 2005 @ 2:33 am |
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I GUARANTEE that some of you people are complete idiots. LITERALLY. Yes, nordicist is a PIECE of shit, although I can appreciate that he is not a moron and made up a word that could actually have meaning; "nordic" meaning of the caucasian race, or of scandinavian features, and "-ist" meaning to adhere to, or practice, but regardless of the fact that he sucks, please let him know in a more literate manner. Thank you for your time. To nordicist, I was really kidding, you are a tool and I hope you live near Las Vegas, but then again, I think the fact that your mother is your sister would suggest that you are from elsewhere. Meathead. |
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me myself & I on June 11, 2005 @ 9:54 am |
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those were the funniest jokes ever i’m dying of laughter |
| From: |
CHA CHA on June 26, 2005 @ 10:13 pm |
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DAT WAZ SUM GOOD JOKES. FINALLY SUMTI’N WORTH READING |
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Pachuco on July 16, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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We were so poor we couldn’t pay attention. |
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