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Bus conducter
Posted by: edgar on June 10, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
Once there was a bus conductor. He was driving his bus around and he crashed it and killed 50 people. He was sentenced to death by electric chair. Just before he was about to die, the executioner asked if he had any final requests. He answered
"Yes i’d like a yellow banana please."
The executioner thought this was a reasonable request so he got him a yellow banana. Th bus conductor ate the yellow banana and the electric chair was put on. Somehow, the bus conductor didn’t die so he was set free.
So the bus conductor. He was driving his bus around and he crashed it and killed 50 people. He was sentenced to death by electric chair. Just before he was about to die, the executioner asked if he had any final requests. He answered
"Yes i’d like a yellow banana please."
The executioner thought this was a reasonable request so he got him a yellow banana. Th bus conductor ate the yellow banana and the electric chair was put on. Somehow, the bus conductor didn’t die so he was set free.
So the bus conductor. He was driving his bus around and he crashed it and killed 50 people. He was sentenced to death by electric chair. Just before he was about to die, the executioner asked if he had any final requests. He answered
"Yes i’d like a yellow banana please."
The executioner thought this was a reasonable request so he got him a yellow banana. Th bus conductor ate the yellow banana and the electric chair was put on. Somehow, the bus conductor didn’t die so he was set free.
So the bus conductor. He was driving his bus around and he crashed it and killed 50 people. He was sentenced to death by electric chair. Just before he was about to die, the executioner asked if he had any final requests. He answered
"Yes i’d like a yellow banana please."
The executioner thought this was a reasonable request so he got him a yellow banana. Th bus conductor ate the yellow banana and the electric chair was put on. Somehow, the bus conductor didn’t die so he was set free.
So the bus conductor. He was driving his bus around and he crashed it and killed 50 people. He was sentenced to death by electric chair. Just before he was about to die, the executioner asked if he had any final requests. He answered
"Yes i’d like a yellow banana please."
The executioner thought this was a reasonable request so he got him a yellow banana. Th bus conductor ate the yellow banana and the electric chair was put on. Somehow, the bus conductor didn’t die so he was set free.
So the bus conductor. He was driving his bus around and he crashed it and killed 50 people. He was sentenced to death by electric chair. Just before he was about to die, the executioner asked if he had any final requests. He answered
"Yes i’d like a yellow banana please."
The executioner thought this was a reasonable request so he got him a yellow banana. Th bus conductor ate the yellow banana and the electric chair was put on. Somehow, the bus conductor didn’t die so he was set free.
So the bus conductor. He was driving his bus around and he crashed it and killed 50 people. He was sentenced to death by electric chair. Just before he was about to die, the executioner asked if he had any final requests. He answered
"Yes i’d like a yellow banana please."
The executioner thought this was a reasonable request so he got him a yellow banana. Th bus conductor ate the yellow banana and the electric chair was put on. Somehow, the bus conductor didn’t die so he was set free.
So the bus conductor. He was driving his bus around and he crashed it and killed 50 people. He was sentenced to death by electric chair. Just before he was about to die, the executioner asked if he had any final requests. He answered
"Yes i’d like a yellow banana please."
The executioner thought this was a reasonable request so he got him a yellow banana. Th bus conductor ate the yellow banana and the electric chair was put on. Somehow, the bus conductor didn’t die so he was set free
Why didn’t the bus conductor die?
He was a bad conductor.
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| From: |
Fred on June 14, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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This might could have been a better joke if you had just changed the joke a little bit,e.g. instead of keep saying,"he crashed the bus and killed 50 ppl), maybe u could’ve said he went out and shot 20 ppl, or he blew up 30 people,...u know, made it a lil interesting.But when u kept saying,(he crashed and killed 50 ppl),well, that made it very monotonous. |
| From: |
askfjfkwj on June 16, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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fred.... he is a train conductor.....being a bad conductor and shooting ppl are way off |
| From: |
vanessa on June 21, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
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nada que ver u ppl r super stupid |
| From: |
vanessa on June 21, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
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nada que ver u ppl r super stupid |
| From: |
bob on June 23, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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wot a great joke
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| From: |
asdf on June 30, 2005 @ 11:34 pm |
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learn how to talk vanessa |
| From: |
some cute girl on July 14, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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dont be telling vanessa to learn how to talk, you fucker, I tell her how to talk.. YO, VANESSA! Speak english, you asshole! |
| From: |
hotty on October 4, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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that sucked |
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