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racists suck
Posted by: green american on June 10, 2005 @ 8:56 pm

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where is it when a racist terrorist and sexist are standing next to eachother.............. hell


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From: ih8racists on June 13, 2005 @ 2:24 pm
Comment: lol. thats true. RACISTS SUCK ASS. why dont all of u racists go back to hell where u belong.

From: joe bloe on June 13, 2005 @ 3:18 pm
Comment: why do racists wear white hoods? cause they are so damn ugly if they show their face everyone will die.

From: imajew on June 13, 2005 @ 3:18 pm
Comment: KILL ALL RACISTS.

From: ih8racists on June 13, 2005 @ 5:26 pm
Comment: why did the racist walk home? cause he locked his car keys inside his shitty convertable.

From: joe bloe on June 13, 2005 @ 5:26 pm
Comment: lol. thats a good one.

From: qbanita14 on June 13, 2005 @ 8:03 pm
Comment: whats transparent and lays in the gutter?
one of you anti-racist communists with the shit kicked out of you.

From: Gary on June 13, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
Comment: Awesome joke qbanita14! Are you a Hottie?

From: qbanita14 on June 14, 2005 @ 11:04 am
Comment: um..........i dunno. people have said i am but i dont see it.

From: G. W. Bush on June 14, 2005 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: Hey come on now, I’m a sexist, racist, terrorist and the american people electorated me president.

From: ih8racists on June 14, 2005 @ 8:44 pm
Comment: why do racists duck at every train station? because they think the engineer is saying a board is going to hit them when he says "all aboard".

From: ih8racists on June 14, 2005 @ 8:46 pm
Comment: if bush is a racist then why does he have 2 african americans in his cabinet u dumb fucks. tell me that or r u too full of shit to say anything intelligient

From: racistgirlsaresluts on June 14, 2005 @ 8:47 pm
Comment: ur hot ih8racists if ur a boy. those racists will end up in hell with satan fucking them up the ass all day.

From: ih8racists on June 14, 2005 @ 8:49 pm
Comment: yea im a guy. and im definitely hotter than those racist piece of shits. and if racists would run away from mad college students at a protest how would they beat the shit out of me. honestly , a group of like 50 retarded racists come to protest anti racism against college students. and the racists were stupid ass adults. they try to attack the college students but end up running away like pussies. how r they going to kick my ass?

From: racistgirlsaresluts on June 14, 2005 @ 8:49 pm
Comment: they cant. racists have no balls.

From: nate on June 14, 2005 @ 8:54 pm
Comment: u should have drowned the fuck

From: ih8racists on June 14, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: i know. but that tells u how strong racists are. they couldnt beat me if they had all the racists in the world next to me. i got the vengeance of god flowing in my veins. god wont let me die. i have better things to live for

From: jayce on June 14, 2005 @ 8:56 pm
Comment: why couldnt the racist make a fire?
he was using acme fireproof matches.

From: nate on June 14, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
Comment: u might find urself a racist if u dry urself every morning with the authentic racist waterproof towel when u get out of the shower.

From: nate on June 14, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
Comment: a racist is so stupid that it failed a blood test.

From: racistgirlsaresluts on June 14, 2005 @ 9:01 pm
Comment: what does racists mean? racists are completely insane stupid toked shits.

From: racistgirlsaresluts on June 14, 2005 @ 9:01 pm
Comment: what does racists mean? racists are completely insane stupid toked shits.

From: ih8racists on June 14, 2005 @ 9:08 pm
Comment: in fact racists are the most hypocritical bags of shit in this world. they preach about white power when in fact they are dissing us whites here. except the jew up at top. they are even more hypocritical then the jerry springer show.

From: jayce on June 14, 2005 @ 9:09 pm
Comment: what do racists and the jerry springer show have in common.
they are both full of hypocritical bullshit.

From: ih8racists on June 14, 2005 @ 9:09 pm
Comment: now ur catching on.

From: jayce on June 14, 2005 @ 9:10 pm
Comment: and whats similar between racists and republicans.
they both practice satanism instead of christianity of which they lie about. racists are the most unreligious thing on this earth. no wonder they all go to hell.

From: Gary on June 14, 2005 @ 11:55 pm
Comment: You should speak to the Blackie, Tyrone. He states that he’s a Gold Belt in Martial Arts. He’s also a unintelligent black. Funny how these people only think that whites are racist. I think (and so do many others) that Blacks are more racist than any other race. They get away with it b/c they are black. Did you read the Andy Rooney post in the Mens Joke thread? It’s a good one that I added. White Power

From: Heat on June 15, 2005 @ 12:12 am
Comment: damn that’s some pretty deep shit. god save the czar, out of curiosity, I’m wondering what nationality are you?
and if either you or gary want to counter any more bullshit (i.e. blacks can’t be racist) go over to priceless jokes and look under "black power" on pg. 2.
one asshole named MLK literally wrote "kill white men and rape all white women and white girls" while another asshole named jason was bitching about how whites are "still" oppressing blacks and was even stupid enough to say that a lot of blacks realize that other blacks shovel too much shit in this country. well if so many of them did realize that you’d think they would have cleaned up their act by now.

From: Heat on June 15, 2005 @ 12:59 am
Comment: no one accused you of being MLK fuckhead. get a clue, I was just reiterating what the asshole wrote.

From: urmomsaracist on June 15, 2005 @ 1:42 am
Comment: yea, racists suck ass, but u cant make generalizations about them, my dad is a racist (god i hate him) and he could mop the floor with a lot of ppl... and hes just stubborn enough to stay and fight. i really do agree with u all, but ur kind of racist-racists. if that makes any sense.

From: Rivot on June 15, 2005 @ 1:07 pm
Comment: any of you lot got an IQ above 15? Saddos!

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 1:45 pm
Comment: the only people blacks hate are racist bags of shit like u.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
Comment: and i cant believe that u can bench press all that weight. and besides. i know how to kill a person in 5 sec. it doesnt matter how strong u are. u arent as fast as me.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
Comment: if racists werent such assholes i wouldnt hate them. i only hate people for a good reason. what reason is there to hate a race of people.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
Comment: squat 850. bullshit. i would believe 300 or 400 but not 850. hes bluffing right there.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 1:51 pm
Comment: the king was a great man. hes better than u will ever be. and i am seriously white. what. are u surprised u dumb fucks. u think only blacks hate white racists. no. not when 3 try to mess up my friend. of course those three walked home with a broken nose, broken jaw, and a loss of millions of brain cells. and why would i hate my own race u dumb fucks. i only hate stupid ass racist whites like urselves.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: u cant be racist against racist. racism isnt a race. its just a group of assholes making this world a worse place.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 1:56 pm
Comment: heinrich: did u hear about the car accident and the racist?
Tobias: yea the racist got hit by a parked car.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 1:56 pm
Comment: now thats a good joke.

From: Factoid on June 15, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: The world record squat is over 1100 lbs, so that’s more than possible. Infact, all of those lifts are very very possible.

From: qbanita14 on June 15, 2005 @ 3:20 pm
Comment: yes my iq is well over 15. try 147, fuckwad! i think if God save the czar is trained that much in karate he’d be a hell of a lot faster and more knowledgeable on how to kill people quickly than you would be. unless, of course, you mean by using a gun. you seem to love communism so much know what if you like communism you can live where i came from: cuba. there everything is for the state everybody is viewed the same, like ants. i came from cuba during my lifetime so i should know a hell of a lot more about communism than you.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 7:05 pm
Comment: just because ur in karate doesnt mean he is faster than me and knows how to kill people better than me. and im not using a gun. its a quick way to snap someones neck. they dont teach u this in karate. that guy couldnt do 815. im only 19 and 6’2 and i do 400. curl 270 bench 300. that guy with all his fatness is much slower than me. im slim at 220. i can run the 50 meter in 5.2 sec. he is slower than me.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 7:07 pm
Comment: qbanita. u dont sound like a racist if ur from cuba. there fore i cant hate u for no reason. the ones i really hate are white racists. the others just dont like some peoples personalities. unlike others white racists are every part of them assholes. and im not saying i hate whites. i am white my self.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 7:08 pm
Comment: and for fucktoid. just cause hes in karate doesnt mean hes better than me. ive beat up black belts when im not even a white belt. i have better reflexes and faster.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 7:09 pm
Comment: and that guy is lying. everyone does it on the internet. even i do it sometimes.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 7:10 pm
Comment: he cant prove any of that true.

From: ih8racists on June 15, 2005 @ 7:12 pm
Comment: what do u do to get sniveling racists out of ur yard?
light off a fire cracker and they will run cause they think ur shooting them with a BB gun.

From: green american on June 15, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Comment: lol thats a good one. but its true. they run away like panzys when they see anti racists.
just like at the protest in boston. racists decided to attack college students like u said. i heard about it in the news. they started the fight but ran away like pussies. that shows u they arent real men.

From: Gary on June 15, 2005 @ 10:42 pm
Comment: Did anyone else notice that ih8racists must be a fuckin phyco? ih8racists , get’s on here, makes a post and then answers his own post. That’s pretty Crazy to me. Also, I hate racists to, because most blacks are racists.

From: God Save the Czar on June 16, 2005 @ 1:30 am
Comment: To the "ih8racists" guy, I honestly don’t care if you think I’m just being an internet tough guy. I don’t need the approval of some sef-hating White, plus, I know multiple ways to kill people in less than 5 seconds. One of them does involve the aforementioned neck snapping procedure. I don’t think you are faster in reflexes than me. But maybe you can run faster than me. You’d need it anyhow if I were chasing you. But being able to escape me doesn’t win the fight. Once again, I’m not fat, I’m mostly muscle. There is one way you can kill me in 5 seconds, use a gun. But if you think I’d come to a rumble unprepared, think again.

From: God Save the Czar on June 16, 2005 @ 1:33 am
Comment: I’m not saying that all antis are pansy little rich boys that live in gated communities, but you must also realize that pro-White people generally are not these meek little wimps that you describe. If you’re so gung ho about racemixing, prove it, get yourself a Mexican girlfriend. Not the tall, White looking kind either. The short, brown, roundfaced mestiza kind that isn’t likely to be more than a 7. Usually they have a flat looking mole on their face or neck, which makes it look like someone gave them a hickey. It don’t have to be a Mexican, I just said Mexican because they’re the non-White that’s most likely to be attractive. It could also be a Negress, an Oriental, or a Pacific Islander.

From: WHITE WHO LUVS MEXX on June 17, 2005 @ 6:28 am
Comment: Hey there, what’s wrong with Mexichicks. Mexichicks are the hottest girls on the face of the Earth. I only date Mexichicks, no other race.

From: qbanita14 on June 18, 2005 @ 7:13 pm
Comment: looks like bert has invaded this forum, too.

From: TopOfTotemPole on June 20, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
Comment: My Bad Dude (WHITE WHO LUVS MEXX). Two steps it is!!!!

From: Gary on June 21, 2005 @ 1:52 am
Comment: Bert has about every page screwed up. This guy sits at that screen for hours, I suppose.

From: DominicanChick on June 22, 2005 @ 7:52 am
Comment: Whats wrong with muslims? At leest iranians stand up against israel. and no iranians are not arabs. Iranians hate being thought of by us americans as "the arabs" since they hate arabs more then we ever could.

From: qbanita14 on June 27, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: dominicanchick is right. iranians are not arabs, and i respect muslims far more than sick-minded people like theo van gogh.

From: Isaac666 on July 1, 2005 @ 1:23 am
Comment: I don’t hate blacks or hispanics....it’s just their culture, rapid spanish, lowriders, fried chicken and hip-hop annoy the shit out of me and are very intimidating!!!

From: The Puppet Master on July 1, 2005 @ 1:25 am
Comment: Monkies are inferior! Talk to me on the Seattle and Boston partyline if you are an ARYAN.

Puppet Master

From: some guy on July 3, 2005 @ 2:34 pm
Comment: Stoner section : "Rapper’s Delight" joke, 3rd page comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

From: ih8racists on July 15, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
Comment: hi everyone

From: FreedomToThePeople on July 18, 2005 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: Word alsosomeguy. Seriously, let’s stop hating each other. Where all people.

From: rache on July 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: The real joke is that you people turned humor into an agressive political discussion.

From: TopOfTotemPole on August 2, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: Let’s face it, God put certain races here for our entertainment. You know who you are. Look in the mirror and you will see the humor and will probably let out a chuckle or two.. Discussing this fact is even more humorous, not necessarily a political discussion, after all, this is a joke site............

From: .308 winmag on August 7, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
Comment: pencils are eracist!

why waste karate on racists? I have something that can do the same thing from 800 yards away. and go through kevlar.

Funny how black people are often times racists; they’re angry because white people pick on them and they vent it out on supposedly weak and defenseless asians. Take the Los Angeles riots a while back. Black people rioted after police shot a black suspect, and burned down asian stores. So sick of being picked on, Asians took out their AR-15s and formed vigilante protection groups to protect their stores and houses. Rioting died down pretty quick.

glocks are toys compared to ar-15s.

From: andy on August 15, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
Comment: crap joke yawn

From: joe on September 20, 2005 @ 2:52 pm
Comment: "if bush is a racist then why does he have 2 african americans in his cabinet u dumb fucks.
tell me that or r u too full of shit to say anything intelligient"

Because he has 2 black people in his cabinet. 2. and all the rest are white and christian.
plus one left. and they both suck major ass.

   
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