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Posted by: m!zz MaJEsT!x on August 8, 2005 @ 10:28 pm
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the last test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can’t be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can’t kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them. |
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FLORIDA BOY on August 23, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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that was pretty fucking funny |
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hi on August 23, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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so not funny
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big john on August 29, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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no shit thats why i sleep with one eye open and i love my wife |
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I AM WOMAN on September 15, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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THAT WAS STILL FUNNY I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT THERE! |
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a women on September 19, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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i dont care if your a women or not u know that is true...and funny! |
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tottalle tubular on September 21, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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so harsh yet so true. man that joke was freakin funne lol power to the people
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