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you’re screwed now!
Posted by: roger yermaw on September 2, 2005 @ 4:47 pm
| One day a poor sad paraplegic woman sat at the end of a peir in her wheelchair sobbing quietly when a man came close to her and asked why she was crying. well im afraid i will never find love. i’ve never had a kiss before. so the man proceeds to kiss the lovely but unfortunate woman. she seemed to react well to his affection but she began to cry again saying how no man had ever taken her into his arms before. so the man picked her up and held her close. she was beginning to come around and seemed happier. then she began to sink again. he asked her what was the matter. she told him that she had never had sex before and wanted to be screwed hard. well the man was more than willing to oblige her and he rushed to the end of the peir, tossed her in the ocean and called out to her "YOUR TOTALLY SCREWED NOW!!!!" |
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lolololol on September 23, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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that’s a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny joke! |
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dorklord on September 29, 2005 @ 2:48 am |
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good stuff |
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kool kid on October 17, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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kool |
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dave on October 24, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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fuckin gr8
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