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Cats and Dogs
Posted by: Ryan on September 21, 2005 @ 1:32 am
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light the match...whoof!
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
Douse it in water put in in the freezer ’till its nice and hard, put it on a table
saw...mmmeeeoooooooowwwwwrrrr! |
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| From: |
Robyn on September 26, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
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That was bad,very
bad. |
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bearpoet23 on September 26, 2005 @ 3:33 am |
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man..hahaha...thats so wrong...hahaha |
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mekkena on September 29, 2005 @ 2:50 am |
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thats dum |
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geen lleaf on October 6, 2005 @ 1:41 am |
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that was most worst shit i have seen today |
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tyler on october 13, on October 17, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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that was bad
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Tyler october14,2005 on October 17, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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that very very bad |
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Sarah on October 17, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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BAD |
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brian on October 17, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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exactly how old are you anyway? |
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a mysterious and han on October 20, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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the fact is, and i say this having read the other comments posted here- this is not just a bad joke- it is an expressive deconstruction of our modern lives and pertains in many ways to the film ’Metropolis’ (by fritz lang). I kid you not- you may think im taking the piss, but im a film student and can prove it- someone once asked me ’are you a film student?’ and i replied with gusto ’yes’. |
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dave on October 24, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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Do actually know what a joke is?
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to: a mysterious on November 8, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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It’s not a deconstruction of anything. It’s nothing more than a joke playing around with sounds. |
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Britta Miller on November 8, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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THOSE ARE THE WORST JOKES EVER I HATED IT SOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! |
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badcab on November 8, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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hey, kid, dont you think your a little to young to be telling jokes like that......... ha,ha,ha |
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