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Closet talk
Posted by: Helena on September 26, 2005 @ 4:41 pm
A woman invites her Lover over to her house while her husbands at work thinking her Cheeky 8 year old sons at school, but hes not hes hiding in the wardrobe. Suddenly the husband comes home and the wife shoves the Lover in the wardrobe where he finds hes not alone.
Boy: Dark in here isnt it
Lover: Yes it is
Boy: I have a football
Lover: Thats nice
Boy: Want to buy it?
Lover: No thanks
Boy: My dads outside
Lover: How much?
Boy: £250
Lover: Okay
A few weeks later the same thing happens and the Lover finds himself with the boy again
Boy: Dark in here
Lover: Yes it is
Boy: I’ve got sum football boots want to but them?
Lover: How much?
Boy: £750
Lover: Okay
A while later the dad says to the boy "go put your boots on and get your football"
Boy: I cant i sold them for £1000.
Dad: You can’t cheat your friends out of money like that, its wrong! im taking you to church 2 confess!" so they go to church and the little boy
sits in the confession booth, closing the door behind him
Boy: Dark in here
Priest: Don’t start that shit again!
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Sarah on October 17, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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datz fuckin funny |
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