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Pain Transfer
Posted by: D-Rock on October 5, 2005 @ 0:30 am
| so this couple is about to have a baby, and their doctor tells them of this new device to make labor easier. its called a Pain Transferrer. when the wide is having contractions, they can choose how much of the pain to divy out to the husband so it makes labor on the wife easier. the husband agreed. they started out at 20% for the husband, which is more thant he doctor thought the husband could bear, but after 5 minutes the husband felt fine. so they bumped it up to 40%.....another 10 minutes goes by and the husband is still alright. they bump it up to 80% and 30 minutes later the husband asks to have all 100% transferred to him because he hasnt felt a thing.......the baby was delivered without complication and the wife never felt a thing.....but when they got home the mailman was dead on their porch. |
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jesi on October 7, 2005 @ 4:59 am |
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This joke was alright, although would be a bit funnier if instead of "when the wide is having contractions, they can choose how much of the pain to divy out to the husband so it makes labor on the wife easier." it had read "when the wife was having contractions, they can choose how much of the pain to divy out to the FATHER so it makes labor on the MOTHER easier" ... just a suggestion. |
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kool kid on October 17, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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funny, and wut he said |
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