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Birds And The Bees 2005
Posted by: IronByte on October 17, 2005 @ 8:40 pm

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Modern Version Of The Birds And The Bees:

CYRUS SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need
to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set
up a date with your mom via e-mail, and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed
little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!




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From: shannel on October 18, 2005 @ 10:40 pm
Comment: i love this jokes it,s totally hot

From: David on October 20, 2005 @ 12:55 pm
Comment: Expressing my liking

From: TLH on October 20, 2005 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: this totally fits today in the tech age cause ALOT of people are metting people over the internet.I give it a 10.

From: dani on October 24, 2005 @ 2:07 pm
Comment: that was not even funny.

From: TERE MAAH!! on October 24, 2005 @ 2:08 pm
Comment: PHAT MAN!!! WIKED. LOL. : )

From: SKATEBOARD P on October 27, 2005 @ 2:16 am
Comment: PERFECT

From: piggylove19 on October 31, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: wicked so cool lmao
i loved it lol

   
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