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the traveling salesman
Posted by: Joe C. on November 5, 2005 @ 5:20 pm
This white traveling salesman is traveling in Mississippi, down an old country road, and he’s going very fast because there’s no traffic around. So he’s rounding a curve at about 60 mph when suddenly there are two blacks by the side of the road. He can’t swerve out of the way to avoid them, so he runs into them. One of them comes through the windshield and lands in the back seat; the other flies seventy feet into a field. Just as the accident accurs, a state trooper appears on the scene. The guy is really distraught, and says, "I’m sorry, officer, I’m really sorry. I saw them at the last minute, and there was nothing I could do." The cop says, "Don’t worry about it. we’ll get this on in the back seat for breaking and entering, and the other one for leaving the scene of the accident!"
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