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Divine Intervention.....?
Posted by: Son of Kyuss on August 21, 2004 @ 4:37 pm
So, this guy was out one night, late for a wedding......and his car breaks down......the guy gets out and starts walking.....and suddenly it starts to snow like hell, and the temperature plummets fast. The man, seeing a steep hill ahead, takes out a crucifix and starts to pray for help. Sure enough, the guy turns around and sees headlights approaching, slowly but surely. Thinking his prayer was answered, the man leans into the car window to speak to the driver, but the car was empty! The man says "Oh well". and jumps in anyway. The car moves up the hill slowly, then decends the hill, approaching a curve. The guy panics, then relaxes as a hand reaches from out of nowhere and grabs the wheel, guiding the car around, then finally stopping in front of the church. The man jumps out, offers a silent prayer, then enters the church. He tells his friends what happened, and they rejoice: "Yes! It was the work of God that brought you here! Praise the Lord!"
A minute later, two guys enter the church and one says "sorry we’re late....our car ran out of gas." He looks at the guy and says "Hey....you’re that asshole who jumped into our car while were were pushing it up that hill!" |
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gNoB on August 9, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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And they lived happily ever after...... |
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