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sausage sucker
Posted by: michael pimpin on August 22, 2004 @ 1:18 am
| there once was two guys that wanted a drink at a bar but they only had enough for one beer. so the first person said i have an idea, he walked over to the meet market and bought one pound of sausage. the other guy said u idiot that was allof our money . and he said to the second guy just play along and on my Q just act like your sucking it.and they went into the bar and ordered a beer, after they finished it the the bartender said noww pay up. and the first guy said hear is your Q so the sencond guystarted sucking the sausage.the bartender threw them out and said no queers in my bar. so the first guy said i told you we could get a free beer.so after the tenth time of doing this the second guy said my mouth is getting tired we have to stop, and the first guy said i lost the sausage after the third time. |
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jamie on September 5, 2004 @ 8:19 pm |
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10 words for you: you are a bitch ass mutha fucking piece of shyt |
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wow weird joke on September 5, 2004 @ 8:22 pm |
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lol its ok better then most, but WHAT was he sucking the other 7 times and arent they stoned after 10 beers each, i dont get how u culd get it if the ppl that were in it were stoned i think they were lying |
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yo on September 5, 2004 @ 10:52 pm |
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that sucked and i didn’t get it. |
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mike on October 24, 2004 @ 2:45 pm |
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get right fucked
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