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Keeyotee Food
Posted by: Larry Q on September 10, 2004 @ 3:12 am
These two compadres got lost in the desert and were trying to find there way home. As the hours past the sun just kept sucking the energy from their bodies. Soon they came across a dead coyote, and one of the compadres rushed over to it and dropped to his knees, he turned the coyote over and the carcass was filled with maggots. He commenced to chow down diggin his hands deep into the carcass getin all he could. he said to his compadre, " hey come on man we gotta eat or we will die". His compadre said, "you are sick man, I aint gonna eat that shit I don’t care how hungry I git".
So after the one compadre had finished eating they went on there way, soon after, the compadre that had been eating gropped his stomach and bent down saying, "I think I am getting sick compa". The other compadre said, " see I told you not to eat that shit now your sick".
So his compadre starting throwing up and no sooner had he started throwing up that the other compadre took his hat off of his head and swung it under his compadres mouth catching all the throw up and saying, " hey man that’s the way I like it nice and warm". |
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ashley on September 13, 2004 @ 6:20 pm |
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LOL that was so gross |
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