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monkey jokes
Posted by: Dr. Mario on November 13, 2004 @ 9:59 am
q: why did the monkey eat the banana?
a: because he found it A-PEEL-ING!!
q: how do you make a monkey eat an orange?
a: tell him its a banana!!!
q: when do you need a monkey?
a: when you need to open a monDOOR!!
q: how many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
a: only one coz they have opposable thumbs so theoretically its possible. plus if you had more than one monkey hed probably get sidetracked with the other monkeys and the lightbulb wouldnt get changed. |
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| From: |
mike on November 16, 2004 @ 10:09 pm |
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he’s cool. (mike). (me). |
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hattakickhkinsons on November 25, 2004 @ 5:12 pm |
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LK\ monkeys are funny my dad g\calls me mony sometimes but im onlyl when im lucky |
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MeFunnyPants on November 25, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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u fuck monkeys jokes arnt funny n one time i had a pool cue up my ass and the light was red |
| From: |
horny bitch on December 12, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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fuck me badly i need sex play with my breast oh yea moan moan moan |
| From: |
jack on February 12, 2005 @ 1:32 am |
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bad joks man go learn
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