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deserately waiting
Posted by: stoop kid on January 25, 2005 @ 11:20 pm
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I’ll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man’s proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I’m sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
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| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on January 27, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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Typical American humour.
SHITE! |
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Sick Boy on January 28, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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Typical British comment
Ass! |
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on January 29, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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that was funny bye the way you spelled shit wrong you dumbass |
| From: |
bob the builder on January 29, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
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HAHHA Funny.......Who would of thought of that shit |
| From: |
Tequeshanae' on February 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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your mama is so fat that her belt size is equater |
| From: |
alien on February 6, 2005 @ 6:00 pm |
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humans are retarded |
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Aussie Bitch on February 7, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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not the best joke ive ever heard but purdy funny, well better go help some americans outta trouble BYE |
| From: |
ckash on February 10, 2005 @ 6:26 am |
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u british retards are all haters, no wonder ur humor is as lame as ur queen |
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american gurl on February 28, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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all u british and australians fucks r just jelious that u cant count to 500 |
| From: |
God on March 4, 2005 @ 7:05 pm |
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Stop the hate! |
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