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Posted by: mofo bitch on February 4, 2005 @ 3:57 pm
wat do u call a lesbian paki?
mingeater!
wat do u do if a paki is drownin?
throw his family in!
how can u stop a paki frm drownin?
take ya foot of his hed!
how do u turn a paki off?
press his button! |
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| From: |
Even Sicker Boy on February 7, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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Their fucking ancient you
retard! |
| From: |
killa05 on February 9, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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you call that funny
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| From: |
appy on February 13, 2005 @ 7:02 am |
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dese r shit jokes mate dnt eva use em agen !
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viki on February 15, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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it is very very racist that should not be allowed i am going to complain about this paki not funny no more
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Super Man on February 17, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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incest the family board game of islam |
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charli on February 17, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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fuk u lot dose jokes r bad!!! well dun bbz ’mofo bitch’ xx
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PAKI on February 18, 2005 @ 7:42 am |
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HEY MATIE IM FUCKEN PAKI I WILL FUCKEN KILL YOU YOU FUCK I WILL SHIT IN YOURE PILLOW CASE AT NIGHT |
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nicole on February 21, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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hah I agree.. good one |
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Even Sicker Boy on February 21, 2005 @ 6:23 pm |
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Allah has anal sex with
Budda! |
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history X on February 28, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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fuck pakis every single 1 of em they r just an infection waitin to b cured..!!!!!
WHITE POWER! |
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paki-killer-usa on February 28, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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if u need a review on how us soldiers handel ragheads, please watch the movie "rules of engagement". and yes my favorite part is where the us troops open fire killing everyone in site.
and if u think that u will someday rule the world with a fucken ak47 and a towl, please watch black hawk down |
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Peace ppl on March 2, 2005 @ 5:01 am |
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Now stip shitting in each others pillow cases and pissing in each other kettle and let the rainbow guide us to the destiny,, shit where is my weed.... |
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hmmm on March 2, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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hmmm |
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hunterz on March 5, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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All the white, niggaz, stinky indians and all the others are son of bitches. All your mums died, the funeral’s 2morow |
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paki h8r on March 5, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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all u pakies r bastrd n sell mangoes in london down green street and are a piece of shits u dnt deserve anythin ur a waste of life givin by god and if u pakies wornt der den kashmir would av been a piece full place u r dogs and deserve shit and paaaaaaaan d ret shit u put in ur dirty mouth u motha fukrs all of u |
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hhh on March 5, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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all u hindus cant say shit coz look at ur gods (istakhfirullah) look ur a waste of humans
ur jus gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
n hw can u believe a cow is ur mum ur soooooooo dumb u motha fukr |
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hhh on March 5, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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all u hindus cant say shit coz look at ur gods (istakhfirullah) look ur a waste of humans
ur jus gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
n hw can u believe a cow is ur mum ur soooooooo dumb u motha fukr |
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hhh on March 5, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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all u hindus cant say shit coz look at ur gods (istakhfirullah) look ur a waste of humans
ur jus gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
n hw can u believe a cow is ur mum ur soooooooo dumb u motha fukr |
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hhh on March 5, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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all u hindus cant say shit coz look at ur gods (istakhfirullah) look ur a waste of humans
ur jus gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
n hw can u believe a cow is ur mum ur soooooooo dumb u motha fukr |
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hindus r dicks on March 5, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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hey u hinduz... ur all bullshit ye
trust me man ur jus buuuuuuuullllllllllssssssshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt!!!!!!! |
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proud paki on March 6, 2005 @ 6:31 am |
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I FEEL ALL THESE PPL R VERY JEALOUS OF US MUSLIMS AND ESPECIALLY PAKIS! IM PROUD 2 BE A PAKI, NO MATTER HOW RACIST U LOSERS R 2 ME I WILL ALWAYS STAND UP ON MY OWN 2 FEET N SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE 2 EVRY12 AROUND THE WORLD ALLAH HU AKBAR! I LOVE ISLAM, ALL U MUSLIMS OUT THERE WE GOIN 2 HEAVEN LET THE KAAFIR BURN, WHO CARES???? ALLAH HU AKBAR, I LOVE MY RELIGION, IM PROUD 2 BE A PAKI N WUDNT WANNA BE ANYTHIN ELSE, ALL U WHITE FUKERS GO 2 SPAIN 2 GET A TAN N THEN U GO AROUND BEIN RACIST, U DICKHEADS NEED 2 STOP CONTRADICTING URSELVES, ISLAM RULES! |
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ishers on March 7, 2005 @ 6:15 am |
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puter sara dareana hindus r bull shit |
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ishers on March 7, 2005 @ 6:15 am |
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puter sara dareana hindus r bull shit |
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neo-nazi on March 7, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! ur a paki...............................................*stifles laughter* |
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paki n proud on March 7, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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LET THESE MUTHERFUCKERS MAKE JOKES ABOUT US, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT THEY THINK ABOUT US N EVN MAKE JOKES ABOUT US, WE PLAY ON THEIR MINDS 24/7, OH BY THE WAY DID ANY OF U PEOPLE KNOW THAT PAKI ACTUALLY MEANS PURE??? SO WENEVA PPL CALL US PAKI THEY’RE ACTUALLY CALLIN US PURE SO THANKS 4 DAT U UGLY RAW WHITE BASTARDS!!! HAHAHA
I LOVE PAKIS |
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i aint got a name on March 8, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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listen u paki’s u guys r alrite yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no der is 1 other bckground dat rules britain cum on guys it can only be 1 it is the only bangladeshi hell yeah yo but der is 1 true religion dat is islam cum on guys christain use to b d rite religion now it is the wrong so convert cum on d bible says der is 1 god is dat true no cos u guys believe in 2 god and jesus innit brethren cum on guys u change the bible every year so u r changing the religion every year ha cum on guys use ur sense or burn in hell as we muslim will insahallah go 2 paradise hell yeah and u blacks christain is the wrong religion 4 u cum on walk in2 a church n wat do u c on d picture white people no black people so cum on think about it. islam in sah allah will rule the world with allah power |
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white boi on March 8, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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honkey |
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white boi on March 8, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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milkyway bars |
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Salma on March 10, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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u white bastards o should i say PINK bastards fuk off 4rm ere....evn though we aint originally 4rm ere we still rule!!! and as 4u hindu fukas go shag ya gods(asthagfairullah) o sorry da statue wi da 6arms!!!lol |
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paki bitch on March 10, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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salma u joker!!!! u hindus need 2 go suk cok! ur god has cok on his hed u sik fuks!
BIG UP 2 ISLAM N ALL THE MUSLIMS ROUND THE WORLD!!!!! |
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raskit on March 10, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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des jkz r safe blud
bout tym we got rid of da smell no gd waste of fukin space pakis |
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goulah mattitti on March 10, 2005 @ 9:12 pm |
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funny fucking jokes |
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PAKI on March 11, 2005 @ 9:41 am |
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All i can say is that, I am fucking your country you white bastards. My family is killing the benefits of all our family is at uni, so that we can learn how to rip this stupid country of even more. U thick white bastards! All of our investment is going back to pakistan, thank you white bitches in making us better off. It makes me laff espcially when i see white mother fuckers selling theh big issue every corner! ever wonder y paki kids always have the latest clothes? thanx to the thick white british taxpayer! I love u thick white bastards, gotta go theres more scams to pull. |
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White Pride on March 11, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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The Koran is bollocks, it says the world is flat. You actually believe we came from Adam and Eve despite very, very strong evidence showing how evolution did it. It approves of beating your women, you think women are dirty when they bleed, you cut people’s hands off for stealing, most of your stinking shit holes still execute people. If you are all so proud to be fucking Pakis, go back there.. but you won’t will you, why? Because Pakistan is a fucking dump, and why is it such a shit hole? Because YOU MADE IT THAT WAY!!! Now let’s get this straight, this is MY COUNTRY, a White Man’s country, stop infesting it, no-one asked you shit heads to come here... so please, get on the next boat out... |
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Relentless on March 11, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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this is the sorriest thread I’ve ever seen. you’re all losers. |
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white mother fuckers on March 12, 2005 @ 9:43 am |
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PAKIS RULE u white mother fuckers and all u sikh and hindu bastards ................ fuck u
and 2 da rest of u fuckers PAKIS RULE an jus 2 let u know am frm BRADFORD an dats were all da real PAKIS r frm
P.S. PAKIS r gonna rule da world one day and dats 2 all u white mother fucker out der OK |
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tara on June 5, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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im a half cast girl and fuck u all |
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banjo stu on June 25, 2005 @ 11:16 am |
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You racist bastard . you should be ashamed of yourself. |
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whit = shit!!!!! on June 30, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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hey white bastard rule whatever u want!!!! ur fucking religeon has been and is still being prove is wrong n ur priest r correcting it each year!!! how can religeon b modify as therefore it was suppose to have been created by god!!!! u fucking rule ur asses!!! theres nothing to rule on this world!!!!
seee ya
WHITE = SHIT |
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eldizabub on July 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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let me you me remind you 9/11 let me remind you7/7/2005 i am a muslim this is not a fight of religion this is a fight of humanity this is a time for all of us to stand together and to counted as one againsted those who say they fight for god ,they are not doing gods work .they are bieng led by the devil, ref .07/07/2005 calling all muslims in the united kindodom our children have today have decided that the answer is to become involved by certain means .this is not the way. ref. martin luther king/ ghandi/ if this not work then me. a
A bomb does not discriminate why do we,there is a thought
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that shit is wack on July 29, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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i loooooooove that crap 29/7/2005 biy biy
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G unit on July 31, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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This site is FUKIN pathetic...look at u ppl, dissin n kissin each ova.. look up nationalism..its haram in islam, u guys bangin on bout how gud pakistan is or how swell bangladesh is...wake up ppl |
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Guest on August 2, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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from the way i see it, pakis and muslims have been at war with wester civilisation since the 12th century. they haven’t changed, whereas Britain has developed so much, Islamic states haven’t. Britain doesn’t opress women or rape young children, neither do we go round blowing up innocent young people going to work and look where we are. Unlike Islam, Britain already had America - Islam will never conquer the west. No suicide bomb will ever dispute that. The way I see it is that you fuck everything up for yourselves. You fuck it up for the rest of Britain too with a dumbass ideology. We’ve given you the freedom but you just don’t want that. |
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Muslim on August 23, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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i regret to read the views of english ppl as well as other religions about muslims and i feel sorry to tell them those who say bad things about ur religion i say sorry on behalf of them and i would like to say more that in any religion according to my knowledge no body teaches to abuse ot say wrong thing abt religion.
No matter you are muslim,hindu,cristian, or any other religion we mustr respect each other .atleast in islam we learned this.
and to my message to all the muslims of this form dont abuse other religions its against islam teachings leave these ppl what ever they say just have faith in your heart . the other ppl will know abt the relaity and the day of judgement is very near.
i love islam and 1 day all ppl will knoe what is islam and why muslima spread islam (i am talking abt day of judgement)
Thanks
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chris on August 23, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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yo im white. i aint got a problem wiv paki’s n hav got sum gud paki mates. i aint got a problem wiv hindu’s or muslims or christians or jews or woteva. but wtf r all u ppl fighting about yeh. u all argueing and that. wot u fink ur gods want u all 2 argue. 2 be fair most religions run along the same lines that people shud get along and help each other. i aint religious n i dnt attend church or a mosque or nothing. but i’ll tell u wot im glad i aint religious if all it leads 2 is all this racism n argueing. personally i wud much prefer 2 sit bak wiv a nice big bud n hav a good day. any1 got a problem wiv me then say n we will sort it out. peach ya’ll |
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faisal on October 4, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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funny ahahahh realy funny god job man i salute u haha |
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shelly on October 4, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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I think that most of these people should attend spelling and grammar courses. Also, I strongly suggest that quality time with free membership at a local library will lighten up some ignorant fools! |
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Housto on October 6, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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You Jokes Are Fucking Class Mate They Made Me Laugh, Nice One! |
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Sam on October 27, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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You have 3 ’White’ people in front of you. One is from Israel and is Jewish. One is from UK and is Christian and the other is from Russia and is a muslim. Likewise, you have 3 brown/asian people in front of you. One is from India and is Hindu, another one is from Mauritis and is Christian and another is from Sri Lanka and is a Buddhist. Likewise with Chinese & Blacks etc How would YOU know the difference? ASK YOURSELF Is this about Religion or the colour of your skin. Its a fact that there IS good and bad in everyone. If there was no bad, then how would we know what is good? What would we compare it to? All of these ignorant pagans who express racism are simply rejects in society. Lets live as a Nation and strive towards Peace. Written by a half Indian/Mauritan...somewhere in the world. Think of the bigger picture! |
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