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wht jesus was black
Posted by: Stephanie Stancill on February 18, 2005 @ 11:00 pm
three reasons why Jesus was black:
1. He supported gospel music
2. He turned water into wine
3.And he sure as hell didn’t get a fair trial!!! |
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fuck_face on February 26, 2005 @ 3:07 am |
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if jesus was black he would have turned water into a 40oz of magnum, or hennesy! |
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shane on February 26, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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alright all truth right now jesus was not black but he wasn’t the white guy with red hair white people portray him as he was middle eastern before they got all fucked up and became terrorist so he was neithor black nor white but to contribute to the joke only a black person could take 5 fish and 2 loafs of bread and feed thousands that hood shit and i’m black and we dont drink magnum i dont know where u get ur information from |
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mondosis on March 4, 2005 @ 9:34 am |
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before they became bigger terrorists than us?
ya wouldn’t be magnum thats way to good for you fucks, more like a forty ounce of colt 45, or king cobra |
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slick dawg 77 on March 9, 2005 @ 12:26 pm |
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ya’ll niggas is crazy that white boy was da bomb yo! |
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WHITE JESUS POWER on March 9, 2005 @ 12:30 pm |
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FUCK THE CONCEPT OF A BLACK JESUS HE WAS WHITE YOU DUMBASSES.
I MEAN LOOK AT THE CONCRETE FACTS HERE: JESUS GAVE BREAD AND FISH TO EVERYONE HE DIDN’T STEAL IT FROM THEM. |
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the d man on March 9, 2005 @ 5:40 pm |
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hey white jesus power. amen and white power 4 ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Black Power on March 17, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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Well first of all He was not white Caucasians come from Europe never has there been a european prophet on the bible second anyone who claims he is white first learn his name(YESHUA BEN YOSEF) second learn when he was born and when he die the real question is HOW COULD YOU WORSHIP A PERSON WHEN YOU DO NOT KNOW THEIR NAME BIRTHDAY OR DEATH DATE? and those who claim white power or supremecist ( even as a joke) realize you people come from us. and God was black too facts said Men was created on his image and since the first man was Black he had to be black
Word is Bond now Peace to the Gods and Devils in here |
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