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Lumberjack
Posted by: Maverick on February 26, 2005 @ 9:44 pm

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A Lumberjack comes into town after being in the woods for six months.
He goes to the nearest whorehouse, and walks up to the Madam, and says " I want a woman with the toughest , and I mean the toughest pussy in the house. Cause i’m horny!." "And have her bring up two bottles of beer to the room."
So he goes up to the room and sits on the edge of the bed.
Soon a woman comes into the room and hands him two bottles of beer.
Then she turns her back to him, drops her drawers, lifts up her dress and bends over right in front of him.
He says"Wait a while, I want to drink some beer first!."
She says" I know but you want to open them first don’t you?"


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From: bubble the chimp on March 3, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
Comment: i bet that was how u got d!

   
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