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Dumbest Joke Ever
Posted by: Mr. Tickles on March 3, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
A guy from Ohio is on business trip down to Alabama. He is visiting a client out in the country and is driving down a long dirt road. He’s going along pretty fast until something whizzes right by him. "What was that?" he asks himself. He speeds up to see what it was. Eventually he catches up to it and finds out that it was a THREE legged chicken. He follows it, going at least 60 mph, until it turns into a barnyard.
The man follows it hoping to figure out what the deal was. He approaches a farmer working in the garden and proceeds to ask, "Was that actually A three legged chicken I followed into here?"
The farmer answers," yyYup."
"Why do you have a three legged chicken?"
The farmer replies, "Well, I like a leg, my wife likes a leg, and my son likes a leg. So i decided to make a chicken with three of ’em."
With a dumbfounded look on his face the man asks, "Well...How does it taste?"
The farmer chuckled, "Well. I don’t know. Haven’t been able to catch one yet."
(Pause for laughter)
The man continues down the road totally amazed at what he had just seen. He drives on through the country toward his client until he sees a gigantic hog in the farmyard next to the road. This is a HUGE hog. It must have been at least 10 feet long and 5 or 6 feet high, but he noticed it only had three legs and that one was missing. The man just had to find out more about this hog. He walks up into the farmyard and is approached by the farmer there. "That’s a mighty big hog you’ve got there sir!"
The farmer answers, " yyYup! That’s a prize winnin’ hog right ther! In fact that’s prolly th’ bes’ hog you eva will see! That thing saved my daughters life one day when she fell in the well. It also pulls the plow in the plantin’ season and gathers the wheat, too. It feeds the chickens and on Sundays it makes dinner. yyYup that hog is Spectacular!"
The man was impressed, but he was still wondering about the missing one leg "Well, what happened to his leg?"
The farmer replied, "Well, a hog that great, you can’t just eat ’im all at one time."
(Pause for laughter)
The man continued down the road until he eventually came to his clients farm. He rang the doorbell, but nobody answered the door. He stared out over the apple orchard and spotted his client holding up a pig and letting it eat from one of the trees. "Now I have to figure this out," said the man.
He walked out into the orchard and went up to the man. He noticed the farmer was really straining to lift up the pig to take just one apple off of the tree.
"What are you doing?" asked the man.
"Feeding mah hog," the farmer replied. "What’s it look like?"
The man noticed a ton of apples on the ground and asked, "Wouldn’t it be a little more time efficient to let the pig eat off the ground?"
The farmer got a really confused look on his face and replied, "What’s time... to a hog?"
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Bobby bob Treddy on March 8, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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that was the stupiist joke i have eva fuckin heard
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Bobby bob Treddy on March 8, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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that was the stupiist joke i have eva fuckin heard
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Bobby bob Treddy on March 8, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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that was the stupiist joke i have eva fuckin heard
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hi ppls on March 9, 2005 @ 3:58 am |
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that sucked get out of here LOSER! |
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joba on March 15, 2005 @ 7:24 am |
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that sucked worse than my dads jokes
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bobby on March 21, 2005 @ 6:04 am |
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this is a shit joke this is dumb
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