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Posted by: bobby on March 13, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
| One time there was a big brother and a litthe brother.They slept on a bunk bed.The big brother slept on the top.The big brother and invited his girlfriend over.They were having sex and he told her if you want it fast say "lettuce" if you want slow say "tomato".The girl kept saying "lettuce" and "tomato" over and over.The little brother on the bottem bunk said "would you guys stop making sandwitches youre getting mayonnaise all over me"! |
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Give Me A F** Break on March 15, 2005 @ 5:12 am |
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You can NOT get mayonnaise on someone by saying LETTUCE and TOMATO. That could NEVER happen. Just saying words doesn’t make people get condiments on them. You have to get the jar out of the FUCKIN fridge and then bring it BACK to the fuckin bedroom.
At least tell a joke that makes sense. |
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starfish on March 15, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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i got that joke... i don’t see why Give Me A F** got all mad... now that person is the pathetic one here... nice joke by the way... |
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Cobain_lover on March 15, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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that is so old...i heard that when i was in elementry school, in about grade 5 |
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the rev on March 16, 2005 @ 9:18 am |
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i do not get this joke and i do not like the thought of sandwiches bein made that costs money |
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hey on March 16, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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these ding a lings dont know anything |
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ozzy on March 16, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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this joke is soooo fucking old i heard it like so many times it aient funny but it is a good joke for people who havent heard it and there r many different ways on sayin that joke and i think this is 1 of the worster 1’s |
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aq on March 17, 2005 @ 9:08 am |
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The mayonaise is a metaphor for semen. Its supposed to be funny because a small boy is being showered with seminal fluid and thinks its mayonaise. Comedy in its purest form. :S Ever had cum in your eye? It stings like hell. |
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fatcack on March 17, 2005 @ 12:33 pm |
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HAHAHA you are hilarious aq |
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DUMB SHIT on March 20, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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dude you killed the fucking joke you ass hole.
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jadans on May 4, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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wow iv never heard the joke but it was kinda good i dont want to hear iot againa dn AQ that was fucking nasty us guys dont want to know how it feels lol we just want to give it to u |
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