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c.ontheCOB
Posted by: Nigz on March 16, 2005 @ 10:07 pm

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What do you call it when you shoot corn?
Pop cord, biatch

What does the farmer do when hes in the field ajnd the pgone rings?
answer the phonecorn (call..,,,LOL)

What country is about to blow the fuck outta us?
North CORNrea

What is your eye bit called?
The CORNea

Why did my grandfather die?
He was in a CORNcentration camp

Why can you never get away from vegetables?
They always be backing yyou into a VEGE

When is the right time to buy a hummer?
During SWEET OLD SUMMER, DAMN..,,,;















vegetables are gangsta


Add your own comment

From: pissed off on March 18, 2005 @ 11:02 am
Comment: Are you a complete IDIOT???

From: jadans on May 4, 2005 @ 11:36 pm
Comment: first his jokes sucked and second y the fuck would anyone say shit like dat about his fam hes a fucking dick sucker that gets paid just to sit on his fat ass

From: the shadow on June 10, 2005 @ 11:56 pm
Comment: booooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sucks ass

From: gNoB on August 9, 2005 @ 3:24 pm
Comment: Corn farter!!!!

   
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