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THE LONE RANGER AND TONTO
Posted by: Sackmannsayz on March 20, 2005 @ 2:24 pm
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
>their
>tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
>
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look
>towards sky, what you see?"
>
> The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>
> "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically
>speaking,
>it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
>planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it
>appears
>to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,
>it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
>Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s
>it
>tell you, Tonto?"
>
> Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb ass.
>Someone has stolen tent."
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| From: |
ryan on March 25, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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its aight
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| From: |
pimp on March 26, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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This joke is full of shit |
| From: |
joe on March 28, 2005 @ 1:51 am |
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HOLY SHIT why dont the people just type it right |
| From: |
Ryan on April 10, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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Thats pretty funny..lol |
| From: |
syke on April 12, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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mayne...thass one fuckin hilarious shitt. |
| From: |
edl on July 29, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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love it!!!! |
| From: |
margaret on September 1, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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bad words not needed thanks |
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