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Why guitars are better than women
Posted by: Keza on April 13, 2005 @ 9:21 pm
#Guitars don’t get pregnant
#You can play your guitar any time you want
#Guitars don’t have parents
#Guitars don’t whine... unless you want them to
#You can share you guitar with you friends
#Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you’ve played
#Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you have
#Guitars don’t care if you look at other guitars
#Guitars don’t care if you buy guitar magazines
#You’ll never here "Suprise, you are going to be a proud father of a new guitar" unless you go out and buy one yourself
#If your guitar is flat you can fix it
#Your guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it
#Your guitar won’t care if you leave the toilet seat up
#You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your guitar
#If you say bad things to your guitar, you don’t have to apoligize before you play again
#You can play your guitar as long as you want and it won’t get sore
#You can stop playing your guitar as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated
#Your perants won’t remain in touch with your old guitar after you dump it
#Guitars won’t get headaches
#Guitars won’t insult you if you are a bad player
#Your guitar never want’s a night out with the other guitars
#Guitars don’t care if your late
#You don’t have to take a shower before you play guitar
#If your guitar doesn’t look good you can refinish it or get some new parts
#You can play your guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother
#The only protection you have to wear when you playing guitar is a decent thumb pick
#When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your guitar |
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Nerd on April 17, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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Well, that’s true. We must be so damn predictable...lol
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Drako on April 20, 2005 @ 7:01 am |
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that was pretty funny not to mention true. |
| From: |
Joy on May 26, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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awesomeeeeeeeee! lol ma boy laughed his face off! |
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