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more you might be a band geek if jokes
Posted by: Katy on May 30, 2005 @ 2:33 pm

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you’ve lost your shoe during a marching band show(Kate S. twice)

you taped the band geeks episode of spongebob(Kate W. then she destroyed it on accident)

the tuba is bigger than you are(Vince)

your director tells you your playing wrong in any way, shape or form and you suddenly feel like you have no purpose in life

you wrote an essy on why your director is your hero

you have a nickname for your director

more people know you by your nickname than your real name

you can play three or more instruments

you can play all of your music from Jr. High by memory

you go back to the Jr. High to relive your glory days

you look foward to next year’s marching band season

your biggest disappointment was the end of marching band season

you count measures in your sleep

you’ve hit yourself or your neighbor more yhan one tine with a flag.

pep band is your hanukkah














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From: theclarinetprincess on May 30, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
Comment: sweet, ive done almost everyone of those, keep them coming

From: Rachel on May 30, 2005 @ 8:04 pm
Comment: You see your section more than your family and start having dreams with them in it...

From: guard girlie on May 31, 2005 @ 1:43 pm
Comment: haha those are pretty funny....

From: LIL JOE on June 1, 2005 @ 8:05 pm
Comment: You start having dreams with the FLAG GIRLS in them

From: Doxtator on June 5, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Comment: then you fuck the flag girl in the ass with her flag handle. that’s the greatest. Will you do me gaurd girlie

From: noangelbjhs on June 9, 2005 @ 11:44 pm
Comment: i love all these joks. we have all the "you might be a band geek if.." jokes hanging up in the band room at school.

From: GEE on July 1, 2005 @ 10:44 pm
Comment: I have a picture of your big bologne nipples hanging up in our band room at school! Good lick to you delicsous tits, bitch

From: trombonechick on July 2, 2005 @ 10:14 am
Comment: You dream that you are trying to go to sleep but the drum major keep making everyone play and march. (I get that every marching season...gaa)

   
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