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here are a few good ones
Posted by: Weedy on July 11, 2005 @ 8:47 pm
How does a trumpet player change a lightbulb?
He stands with his hand in the air and the world revolves around him.
How do you teach a clarinet to swing?
Hang them from a tree.
What’s the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
no one cries when you chop up a clarinet.
how does a bassoonist increase the aerodynamics of their car?
They take off the domino pizza’s sign.
How do you make a trombone sound lke a french horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and miss half the notes.
what do you get if you cross a french horn and a feild goal post?
a field goal post that can’t march.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer
How does a drummer keep a beat?
they don’t. (they have machines that do that now)
How is wetting yourself and playing an english horn solo alike?
they both give you a warm feeling but no one really cares.
Who make the best kissers?
French horns but they sure hold you funny
*note all jokes were submitted by a brass player. (mainly trumpet) |
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eric costa on July 15, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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what would a trumet player do if he won a million dollars?
play gigs until the money ran out. |
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Trombone Goddess on July 28, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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I LOVE THE ONE ABOUT THE TROMBONE AND THE FRENCH HORN! I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, 98% OF THESE ARE REALLY GOOD! |
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