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clarinets
Posted by: Matt on February 25, 2004 @ 1:58 pm
What is the difference between a clarinet and a onion?
Nobody cries when you cut a clarinet into little pieces. |
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Heather on March 8, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
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That was not funy at all! does it look like i am laughing??:-( |
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Kayla on March 10, 2004 @ 11:36 pm |
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That was not goo. I am a clarinet player and highly offended. |
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Me!! on March 16, 2004 @ 7:30 pm |
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I liked it. I’m a clarinet player and i could care less. There are just some days that i feel like killin the darn insterment. So i liked it :-) |
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Godlovesu on March 16, 2004 @ 8:45 pm |
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I liked the joke first off. I play clarinet and i’m one of the best in my age group even though i live and attend a school that is in the middle of a corn field pretty much. But that’s just my comment about the joke. :-P |
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mara on March 19, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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i think your joke sucked. i didnt even get it. next time if u r going to say a joke say a good one! |
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~Kristina~ on March 21, 2004 @ 3:20 pm |
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I play clarinet and can’t be offended by the joke just because it was SO stupid! I don’t think it should even be classified as a "joke." |
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joey on March 22, 2004 @ 12:13 pm |
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i am the lead trumpet player at my college. and i think it is fitting for a clarinet. hahahaha |
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the evil trombone on March 22, 2004 @ 11:15 pm |
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Ha Ha Ha, I thought the joke was great. Also it’s very true, I know a few clarinets that could easily live without their instruments. |
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Peter Pawan on March 28, 2004 @ 2:37 am |
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BaaaHaaaaa, :-{
Look, I laughed at the joke. I must be F***ing psychopath.
BaaaHaaaaaa!!! |
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The Queen of Beauty on March 28, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
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that joke oops did i just call that a joke ?
isnt a joke supposed to make me laugh?
o well whatever i have a better joke
Q. whats the difference of a clarinet and onion?
A. no one cries when you chop up an onion
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Drew on March 28, 2004 @ 3:41 pm |
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What the hell??????? |
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Sara on April 25, 2004 @ 5:40 pm |
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I would cry (lol) |
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SEXYCLARINETPLAYER on April 27, 2004 @ 7:27 pm |
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OMG I PLAY CLARINET AND AM 2 CHAIR IN MY BAND (THE TOP BAND) I M |
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Tuba Girl on May 7, 2004 @ 5:43 pm |
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Yeah, I play the tuba and I liked this joke, Those of you who don’t should get over it. If you are offended, you shouldn’t have clicked on the joke anyway. Typically if there is an instrument joke of any kind it will make fun of the insturment so get over it! |
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GUESS on May 19, 2004 @ 6:23 pm |
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CANT AGREE W/KAYLA ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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i play saxophone on May 27, 2004 @ 5:32 pm |
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must agree. clarinets... the butt the entire woodwind section... |
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lindsey on June 22, 2004 @ 3:31 pm |
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i play clarinet... and i love band jokes i get a kick out of them |
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julie on June 28, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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i play clarinet... and some clarinets are GOOD... better than stupid trumpets and saxophones! |
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julio on July 1, 2004 @ 11:58 pm |
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but not better than horns!! |
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trumpet qween on July 7, 2004 @ 2:49 pm |
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that was good but its not true for all |
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Tenor Chick on September 4, 2004 @ 7:21 pm |
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Ahh... now a well played clarinet is beautiful. A badly played one is death. |
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i am a clarinet on September 9, 2004 @ 6:56 pm |
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omfg I’M A CLARINET AND I FIND THAT FUNNY , IF YOU DON’T YOU SHOULD GO TAKE UR INSTRAMENT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS !! PROBLY WOULD SOUND BETTER ANYWAY !! |
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Rachel on September 14, 2004 @ 6:24 pm |
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It’s not the instrument, it’s who’s playing it that makes it sound good or bad. And I thought the joke was alright. (Even though I play clarinet). If you think about it, you could substitute any instrument in there and still get the same effect. That way you could piss off EVERYONE in band (except for those that know how to take a joke). |
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Fuzzywings007 on September 23, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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Hey any one reading that joke would be crying because a Clarinet is the best instrument in the world and Plus I was 2nd chair in symphonic band too.
clarinets rule, ya know that |
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Clone of stewie on January 5, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
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I LOVE U GUYS.
-Eric Cartman |
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chiQita on January 20, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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mmhmm...wow you must be a loser to have that much time on your hands and ONLY to think of that pittiful joke. And you will be saying, "WOULD YOU LIKE FIRES WITH THAT?"
ps---dont forget to ask if they want ketchup |
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