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Snoop Dogg
Posted by: Kristina on April 21, 2004 @ 3:11 pm
| Why does Snoop Dog Carry An Umbrella??.... Fo’ Drizzle |
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loolkk on May 17, 2004 @ 6:01 pm |
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better |
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anon on June 29, 2004 @ 9:25 pm |
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lol....took me a while first time i heared that one.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNOOP DOGG RULES!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! |
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somebody with talent on July 1, 2004 @ 3:54 pm |
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man..........never ever ever ever ......ever confuse Snoop Dogg with a musician |
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j-dawg on July 22, 2004 @ 12:54 am |
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DUDE!!! did you hear that on Ryan Seacrest? its like my new favorite joke, i say it all the time...
Hey, here is another...
What does snoop dog wash his clothes with?
bleaochhhh
haha, oh dude! good ones |
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rina on August 1, 2004 @ 2:02 am |
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any new good snoop dogg jokes? i’ve heard all of these be4 |
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Monster on August 1, 2004 @ 3:26 pm |
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why did snoop dogg buy a german cook book?
Fo’ schizlet |
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woof on September 23, 2004 @ 4:31 pm |
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What is Snoop Dogg’s favorite tool?
Da Chizel! |
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christina on October 31, 2004 @ 2:13 am |
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what would snoop doggs name be if he married winne da pooh
snoop doggy dogg POOH |
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drop it like its hot on November 10, 2004 @ 9:54 pm |
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Why did Snoop Dogg put his umbrella up?
Cause of the drizzle nizzle |
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Rich on November 12, 2004 @ 2:05 am |
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I just made up this Snoop joke...........tell me what you think....
What does Snoop Dogg listen for while cooking his bacon?
Fo’ Sizzle! |
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fellupahill on November 15, 2004 @ 12:54 pm |
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RE-JECTED!
Rap isn’t really music, its a looping loop of sounds usually made by a computer. Effortless. They can’t even sing. Join band, that’s music! |
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Adrianna on December 8, 2004 @ 3:52 pm |
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I have a joke...
What did snoop dogg tell 50 cent when he saw him putting on a sweater?
Hey G, you knit? |
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50 cent's #1 FAN! on February 8, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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I LIKED IT !but, what’s up with all this GEE YOU KNIT or HEY YOU KNIT |
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mariah on February 16, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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i think its wack but i guess if snoops down im down
*********************EAST SIDE 4 LIFE**************************
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Princess E and B ! on February 21, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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What does snoop use wash his car?
his hose
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Dr. A on February 23, 2005 @ 2:47 am |
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Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?
Fo’frizzel |
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heathmitch on March 2, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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Q: What does Snoop Dogg eat on Shabbat?
A: Challah! |
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mercedes on March 19, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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what is that joke suppose
to mean. you know what, that aint even a joke.
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Adam on March 21, 2005 @ 7:05 pm |
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wow the human race has exeded my expectations of uselessness. ppl have turned a simple joke into a debate on whether rap is music and made stupid jokes that dont make sense to try to prove (unsucessfully) their points. I dont like rap either, and i hate snoop dog. but i respect the ppl who like the music. and the jokes are funny. if u dont like them, than u shouldnt be here anyways |
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tony on March 28, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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snoopdogg is so horny when he gets horny that he eats taquitos1ha ha ha ha ha!
the chinos have no penis |
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James the 3rd bitch on April 1, 2005 @ 7:02 pm |
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I think if u don’t like snoop or even rap at that u all can go to hell nd die because snoop is a great raper and everone that is anyone knows that so like i said IF U DON’T LIKE SNOOP OR HIS WORK OR EVEN IF U DON’T LIKE RAP U CAN DIE AND GO TO HELL |
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Matt Cap on April 3, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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Yo, the Doggfather is one of the chillest mother fuckers around. If you don’t like rap, thats chill, but you gots to appreciate his talent, and smoking ability. I was lucky enough to see him perform, and he brought the house down. Snoop, keep on rollin. |
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Ed on April 25, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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yo yo all you pretenders that be dissin on my dogg snoop aughta shut up before i make yall shut up yall feel me what
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bloodz kilaah 4 life on April 30, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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yo blood from compton u aint shit come say dat around 234 or 213 or 321 muthafucka crip equal slob killa |
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Michaela on May 2, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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What does snoop dogg eat for dinner?
spa-GHETTO!!! |
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Julie Recco on May 2, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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Why is snoop dogg black?
Because his parents were! |
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Michaela on May 2, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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What does snoop dogg use to smooth his corn rows?
corn row cream...izzle.....BAHHAAH |
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Julie on May 2, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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Why doesnt snoop wanna have kids?
Because he doesnt wanna have to clean up there shitizzle......HAHAHAHAH |
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Julie on May 2, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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Why doesnt snoop wanna have kids?
Because he doesnt wanna have to clean up there shitizzle......HAHAHAHAH |
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Michaela on May 2, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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why does snoop talk so funny?
cuz hes black behehehe |
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Julie on May 2, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
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Why did snoop dog want to die?
cause he wants a gold COFFINIZZLE |
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Michaela on May 2, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
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what would snoop dogg play if he was in a classy orchistra?
the clarinetshizzileizzledizzle, OR the pianoizzle |
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Michaela on May 2, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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snoop dogg has two grilss one on his porch.....
and one on his teeth fucking gold grils bitach! |
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shawki on May 5, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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snoop is a gangsta .BLOOD KILLER |
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CRIP 101 on May 5, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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CASSIDY I BONE YOUR MOMS |
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JAMES on May 12, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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WEST SIDE Crip 4-Life |
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Murda caP"WinnipeG, on May 12, 2005 @ 9:56 am |
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Yo snoops coo n shit, but all u wannabees need to shut up n stop pretendin to be all gangsta, im down but i dont talk shit that i aint or dont BELONG TO NIGGA |
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Murda caP"Winnipeg, on May 12, 2005 @ 10:00 am |
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BLoOd_FrM_CoMpToN u aint shit n bloodz kilaah 4 life u aint shit, im the shit niggAs im the real shit, n to put both u matha fuckas straight, iv chilled with the God father himself (Snoop) so stfu and let me light my Dub, got any beef or a bitchy lip say somethin or do somethin, im RDy n u wont win CRIps Nigga
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bl00d 4 lyfe on May 30, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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snoop! |
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doody on May 31, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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why does snoop dog run out while decorating his christmas tree
fo tincel |
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snoop on June 1, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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snoop is the best you suck |
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SEXCI on June 2, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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Hay Snoop dogg is da best singer...............yeah i would lyk to make a shout out tu my best friends Tapu and andrea
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pimp daddy on June 3, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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i get all of the girls |
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pimp daddy on June 3, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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i get all of the girls |
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pimp daddy on June 3, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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i get all of the girls |
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jimmy V on June 5, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
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Q:Why does Snoop Dogg drink Shirley Temples?
A: F’grenadizzle....get it?
Q: What’s the difference between Snoop Dogg and an apple?
A: Snoop Dogg fucked yo teacher!!!!
Q: Why did Snoop Dogg smoke a joint?
A: ’Cause smoking joints is awesome...
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dizzle on June 11, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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snoop dogg iz a wicked rapper fo’ shizzle. |
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pritttty ricky on June 15, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
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hell yes queen u preach dat shit and fo u whitey u can kiss diz BLACK ass of mine biotchhhhh |
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whitey on June 15, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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Having a moment to burn while waiting on my caddy here at my Country Club, I thought
I’d check to see if there were any new snoopy jokes. I must say that my initial reaction was one of repulsion! The thought of society’s degenerates addressing me, much less being close enough to do such, is absolutely horrifying!!
I must say, however, that I’ve had a moment to reflect on the given the situation. I must consider the fact most of you (and I use "most" liberally (gag!! that’s another story!)) are simpley not to blame for your current predicament. One can only go so far, or reach a given intellectual capacity having been given birth to by a crack cocaine smoking mother!
My caddy approaches. Good day!
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zeek moose on June 18, 2005 @ 9:48 pm |
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QUESTION Hey, how does snoopdog get out of jail?
ANSWER A chissle! |
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zeek moose on June 18, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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QUESTION What do you hear when snoopdog puts water on a coffemaker?
ANSWER A sizzle! |
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Simeon on June 23, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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snoop is ghetto so dont wach dat |
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RavRob on June 27, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
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Yo yo yo,
listen ta dis shit. What does snoop dog wash his whites wit?
-----~~~~///\\\\\!!!!BLEE-AAACH!!!! |
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woo woo on June 30, 2005 @ 1:47 am |
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What does snoop dog but on his salad?
bacon biaaaahts |
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dr phil on July 5, 2005 @ 1:36 pm |
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i think you should all come on my show to get your problems straighten out....lol |
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Will on August 26, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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How come snoop wears oven mits
For sizzle and for all you gettin all mad,... chill out kidz,... put your gun down and laugh jus a lil bit. |
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