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Posted by: Carah on May 16, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
What do band nerds use for birth control?
-Their personalities |
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Lena on May 18, 2004 @ 9:55 pm |
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Nuh-uh! I know some people that use their personalities in band to get IN bed, not out of it! |
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Lena on May 18, 2004 @ 9:55 pm |
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Nuh-uh! I know some people that use their personalities in band to get IN bed, not out of it! |
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bandgeeksROX on May 26, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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ITS BAND GEEKS not bandnerds! |
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i play saxophone on May 27, 2004 @ 5:28 pm |
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have to agree with Lena.
There was this one time at band camp... |
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forestgroveband on June 5, 2004 @ 10:32 pm |
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I’m sitting in a bus of band nerds and sitting by 2 who have sex alot |
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saxythang17 on June 11, 2004 @ 3:08 pm |
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LOL... it’s not band nerds... or band geeks, it’s band dorks and this is 100% true for the trumpets in my band, everyone else got a good personality
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saxythang17 on June 11, 2004 @ 3:09 pm |
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No.... it’s band dorks, not nerds or geeks. :-0
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Jess on June 12, 2004 @ 10:55 pm |
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NO way...just because were band dorks doesn’t mean we have some kind of personality defect. The people in my band have plenty of sex... and it’s damn good!!! |
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kool clarinet player on June 20, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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people that are in a band are no diff. from people that dont . we just have an extra skill. we are just as cool. |
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Jackie the sax bitch on June 22, 2004 @ 1:18 am |
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Dude... where i’m from we are Band GEEKS! and... we are the most sexed up group in school... I don’t think there are ne virgens... past freshmen year! |
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Victoria on June 29, 2004 @ 10:50 pm |
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ok who ever made that joke is dumb and its band nerds if the yhave sex the do and if they dont o well its nothing with there personalities good lord get a life join band! or at least play french horn since we rock! |
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Yay for Victoria on July 1, 2004 @ 3:45 pm |
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You’re soooo right ......and horn players are awesome!!!
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the trumpet qween on July 7, 2004 @ 2:36 pm |
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OK YOU PPL GIVE BAND NERD A BAD NAME I CANT BELEAVE THAT SOME OF U SAY THAT U ALL HAVE SEX WHAT R U SLUTS N MAN WHORES....TRUMPETS ROCK....COLTS DRUM CORP ROCKS |
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David on July 14, 2004 @ 12:24 am |
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Whats with all the caps? It only makes it harder to read, and it it that much mor difficult to say "you" rather than "U" or "are" rather than "R", or how about "and" instead of "N".
One more thing, do you not know how to use this litle thing called punctuation? Its people like you who give us trumpets a bad name. |
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trombones kick brass on July 21, 2004 @ 11:55 pm |
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that sucked! i have 2 agree w/ lena on this 1! |
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insaneperson on July 22, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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Umm....I am just saying...
Its "WHERE ARE THE BAND PEOPLE WE MUST MAKE THEM MOVE EVERYONE ELSES STUFF..."
I am a band person..maybe its because large number of cheerleaders and football players in band and are afraid the maffia is going to come around if they called band dorks.
Meh..oh well..errr..
*sigh* |
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cLaRiNeTs RuLe on July 24, 2004 @ 9:22 pm |
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I think that joke was extremely stupid. In band, we call ourselves "bandos". There isn’t anything wrong with Bando personalities. We just happen to have extra talent that most people don’t think about. |
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BassBoneMalone on July 27, 2004 @ 12:45 am |
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There is nothing wrong with band personalities..........Unless you’re a drummer. |
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brittney on July 28, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
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or a trumpet |
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njtrumpet04 on August 1, 2004 @ 11:43 am |
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Trumpets are the best in the band and everyone needs to accept that....We kick brass!! But then again, drummers ARE hott!!! |
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The Euphonium Player on August 12, 2004 @ 8:55 pm |
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No you’re wrong. The Euphonium section is the most awsome section. I overplay a 80 member band single handedly without blating of blaty sound. Listen to Fantasia for Euphonium sometime, I played it my first year off of trumpet which happened to be my Freshman year in High School. |
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Clarinet on August 20, 2004 @ 6:04 pm |
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ummm, first of all it’s band dorks. second of all, the joke goes "What do TRUMPETS use for birth control?" |
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Armijo Part II on August 28, 2004 @ 11:54 pm |
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its band GEEKS u retards!! |
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Flute chick from CHS on August 29, 2004 @ 4:41 pm |
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DUDE!!!!!!!!! YOU FREAKIN MORONS its BAND GEEKS or its BANDOS
the term bandos originated from the company of our shoes BANDOS
if you are a true BANDO you know that and i for 100% fact am a bando and a band GEEK thank you very much
that joke sucked plus i find that band members have the best personalitys unlike the locker leaners in the school
BANDOS ROCK AND FLUTES KICK BRASS!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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FruityFlutey07 on August 29, 2004 @ 6:04 pm |
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yea.. if u have seen Mean Girls, They are talking abuot all the different kinds of "clicks" of thier school in the lunch room, and when they get to the band lunch table they go, "those are the sexually active Band nerds" so yea everyone knows that we band kids can be a lil crazy sometimes... that was a stupid joke |
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Tenor Chick on September 8, 2004 @ 7:43 am |
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I thought it was hilarious, and it’s just a joke you guys. Come on, who doesn’t know the kid in band who sits at home on a saturday night ort in the middle of the cafeteria at school all alone with their instrument, and then sits in band telling others how they could have played that number better. I know I do, and I know they certainly aren’t getting any. |
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insanetrumpets on September 18, 2004 @ 5:36 pm |
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First of all every band has some sexually active people. Not everyone but atleast everyone has gone and done stuff on the dark bus rides home in a dare game. Thats what are band does and were damn proud of it. Its the band tradition. Youve done it too prombly.
A last note: Trumpets are the best in class and if you dont like it you can just kiss our brass!!!!!! |
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tha claarine playa on September 20, 2004 @ 10:23 pm |
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most people in my band class are forced to do band by their parents so that doesnt mean they have bad personalities oh and its band GEEKS hell yea |
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tha clarinet playa on September 20, 2004 @ 10:24 pm |
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most people in my band class are forced to do band by their parents so that doesnt mean they have bad personalities oh and its band GEEKS hell yea |
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Master Stghm on September 21, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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I am a Bando and I know plenty of people who have had sex, some of them do drugs to, alot of people are the churchy kind as well. Oh yeah, its bando.
Geeks - People with strong interest in technology or computers and gadgets (techtv)
Nerds - People who are not "cool" and they usually are smart and into strategy games and what not.
Bandos - Some one in a High School or College Marching Band |
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frenchie girl on October 5, 2004 @ 5:58 pm |
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dude---its the horns that totally kick brass. trumpets are only there to "accent" the band. the horns rock the band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and everyone says the french horn is the hardest instrumet to play anyways. =D |
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Trumpet Hottie 08 on October 10, 2004 @ 11:26 am |
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BassBoneMalone you are sooooo right oh and brass rocks !!!!! |
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French horn payer on October 10, 2004 @ 11:46 pm |
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you are all mistaken! it is bandies! GET IT RIGHT!
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Clarinets!! on October 16, 2004 @ 1:12 am |
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ITs all clarinets. What good is cake without the icing!! oh yeah, the band wouldn’t be the same without us! And its band GEEKS!!! |
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C NETS!!! on October 27, 2004 @ 12:29 am |
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It IS all about the clarinets! It’s definitely band nerds... here at least. And the term "Bando" has to be one of the lamest things I have ever heard. If we went by the name of the marching shoes we use we would be called "Dinkles."
CLARINETS KICK BRASS! |
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brass playa on October 30, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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ok yall im sorry but saying that brass sucs and all those things suc its actually true cuz :
brass, horns, flutes all blow
sax, clarinets they all suc& blow
and drums they bang!!!
o yea BRASS RULES (& BLOWS) |
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fLuTePlAyEr08 on November 1, 2004 @ 7:15 pm |
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okay....for one it is band nerds! and GO FLUTES.....WE ROCK! and okay brass doens’t suck they are just really dum......man........ppl take things so seriously!!! |
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jaxx on November 3, 2004 @ 6:09 pm |
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i love band... i dont take any offense to that
at all
what did i, the drummer, get on my iq test?
Drool
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booby on November 6, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
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there are band nerds, and there ppl that take it too seriously, and 90% of the people on this page passed that line years ago! |
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Kristie mar Clarinet on November 7, 2004 @ 6:58 pm |
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Clarinets kick ass go Hopewell-Loudon Trio clainets get dised the most but they are the best go saxes to
Trumpets suck
Its band geeds god get it right |
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clarinet chick on November 9, 2004 @ 12:45 pm |
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its band geeks and lena is so right |
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fellupahill on November 15, 2004 @ 12:52 pm |
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Too bad it’s band GEEK! Joke rejected! I give you a 0! Thumbs down! BURNINATED! |
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why on November 20, 2004 @ 12:13 am |
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nope, that is not a geek
its bando ore band kid |
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master_stghm on November 20, 2004 @ 12:14 am |
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Hey! Kristie mar Clarinet! My mom went to your school! thats weird |
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clarinet cutie 08 on November 25, 2004 @ 8:23 pm |
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Clarinets rule! And it is most definatly band geeks. BGKA!!!! Band geeks kick ass! This is our school motto, as long as you have fun with it, your a band geek. The only way you can laugh is if you are able to laugh at yourself. So proudly say your a band geek! |
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Clarinetaplaya #1 on December 6, 2004 @ 4:46 pm |
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2 bad nobody in our band has gotten any.
Bandos-If you go around naming yourself after shoes then u need serious help.
Its band geeks or nerds cuz THE NAME ROXXX!
Clarinets rule cause without the band would fall apart.
REMEMBER:CLARINETS KICK ASS&BRASS!!!!! |
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wow yall are stupid on December 10, 2004 @ 11:12 am |
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us band people do actually have alot of sex so that joke was really retarted
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Saxkid on December 15, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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dude, its stupid to take pride in the brand of your freaking shoes. Nerds, Geeks, Bandos, to me it just sounds like some of yall need a chill pill. personaly i dont mind being called a talented musician or the conductor’s personal stalker and my issues aint nothing on yalls.
Saxes rock the house! |
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mellophone/oboegeek on December 23, 2004 @ 4:01 pm |
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The brass family is hilarious just think about it.....
The trumpets totally ignore the fact their are instruments called horns. The low brass just doesnt care especially tubas. And all the horns hate the trumpets because theyre always wrong which is stupid because half of them used to be trumpets.
And the woodwinds are funny too.
noone knows what double reed instruments are .and the rest of the woodwinds just completely ignore each other but love all the brass players.While the brass players are too caught up themselves.
God I LOVE band. |
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clarinetsarecool on December 23, 2004 @ 7:40 pm |
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what does that little input about brass instruments have 2 do with the subject matter that was being discussed.now 2 continue the discussion.
saxkid-ur obviously not in marching band becuz u’d b proud 2 b called a band nerd/geek/o/dork/kid.
2 add 2 the argument-there wuz this gurl who played the clarinet, well on the first day of band practice she told us she was pregnant by the trombonist and she started her explanation with "One time at band camp..."
Another time at a band competition the flugelhorn player and a clarinet player(not the pregnant one)went missing 4 2hrs. their hair wuz a mess and her shirt was on backwards and his pants were unzipped when they returned.
finally-this flute player and this alto player were found in the drumroom by a trumpeter,a tenor saxaphonist,and two other clarinetists.they were found practicing their tonguing and their fingerings.
so i agree with lena.they do use their personalities 2 get in bed.
& the director doesnt have a clue |
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tinytinatrumpetplaya on December 23, 2004 @ 7:55 pm |
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clarinetsarecool-ur band is full of sluts and manwhores.
i cant believe u band geeks go around bragging about how much sex you get.
You give band people a bad name.instead of geeks you should call yourselves bandwhores. |
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sexysax on December 23, 2004 @ 8:13 pm |
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tinytinatrumpetplaya needs 2 liten up.
i think everyone in a band has been to the backseat of the bus or had some kind of band camp.i mean we even rgu over which instrument player does it best.
if ur in band u’ve done atleast one crazy sex related activity.from 2 rookies making out on the back of the bus to a senior and a junior getting it on at a competition. i should know me and my boyfriend were the 2 rookies.
in my opinion every person in band has or will do something sexrelated be4 they graduate.
o by the way its band geek. |
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prettyclari on December 27, 2004 @ 10:58 pm |
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i agree with sexysax.s/he has a good point.only sometimes its 2 band geeks making out in the band room.
it is band geek. |
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HOTflutisst on January 3, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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o.k. its band geeks, and that is what we called ourselves in middle school, i go to a really
preppy high school where everyone wears polos and pearls drives expensive cares and
the soccer team is on drugs and there are lots of popular and cool people in our band, but
of course there are some geeky pple in band, by the wya it sucks going to a prep school b/
c girls R sooo mean and horrible to each other ,
oh and the only "sex" related activity that went on in the flute section is when a girl made
out with her ploom (if U Rnt in marchin band a ploom is the feathers that R on the hat) |
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bandroxMYsox on January 23, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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at my school, the band is better than the football team. and we have cheerleaders who consider themselves "band groupies". theres 211 of us and we rock!! and our drumline is our PRIDE! an undefeated season!! good job guys! and our buses get pretty dirty.... and most of the band kids are the only ones who get any. so considering that thats a very cruel joke, its not to true at my school. |
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drummer chick on January 25, 2005 @ 7:15 pm |
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ok first of all we may be in band but WE"RE NOT DEAD!! N trust me i know plenty of the guys in band are preatty well off. And those "geeks" as you call us (i am one n i now this but o well) dodn’t treat you like shit. You all can say what you will about us but um for those of you in band...you know what im talkin about....we always have fun ; )
~* drummer chicks are good with their hands *~ |
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TUBA CHICK on January 29, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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Well, I guess it could be band nerds band geeks and band freaks.. either way ill always take that a s a compliment!!! and about the whole birth control thing.. i think band people are the kinkiest of everyone!! believe me i should know!! BAND ROXX!!!! |
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trumpetplayerlover on January 29, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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yes lots of sex in band. Much of which happens on bus rides...... good times good times. i must agree though, we have several football players in our band. |
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Clarigurl09 on January 29, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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aww yes,the band bus.the kinkiest place on earth,good times.us band people do have a ton a sex.
it is band geek. |
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molly.....just molly on January 30, 2005 @ 12:59 am |
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ok, all u freakin loozer mutha fuckurz who have yur bloody instrument in yur screen names need to go screw each other because u all need sum fuckin help....and a life....CURSE ALL OF U BAND FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cowgirl_drummer on January 30, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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Gosh im sorry u must have met a trumpet player not all of the band has personality defecets so if you wanna talk crap about band ppl maybe you should come meet one of our schools drummers cuz ur bitch ass wouldnt be able to walk |
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mollysanidiot on January 30, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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mollys just fucking jealous cuz a)she dont know how to play an instrument b)she probably couldnt get in band if she paid them c)shes an idiot d)she has no life d)she IS birth control... need i go on.
its band geek or nerd |
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WndSyMs on February 10, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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its bandos and the bandos are the one’s who get the most action in the whole school.
and well molly. u suck and have no life and i guess you’ve never got any action with a bando cuz well look what ur saying.if u only knew. BASSOONS AND CLARINETS ROXX!!!
p.s. the joke was pathetic.... so not true |
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Manda Moo on February 17, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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TRUMPETS ARE AWESOME!!! i love band, yes i do. i love band, how bout you?! CHOPS DRUM CORPS IS FRIGGIN AWESOME! look for us at DCA this year! |
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cfg on February 28, 2005 @ 1:11 am |
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my girlfriend is a clarinetter
and by the way, the brass is the bully section, drowning out the softer sounding instruments
and oboes are cool
and drummers are potheads |
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GoldbergSAXplayerAVO on March 1, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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Saxaphones rule over EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
We bring the life to music
if you guys didn’t have us, you wouldn’t be anything
AVON RULES!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Yo toco en la banda on March 4, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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no, if we ddidnt have saxes, wed be better |
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flutes rock on March 9, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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Seriously...saxophones are no good, flute & clarinets rock EVERY band! |
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flutes rock on March 9, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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I agree, Molly’s an idiot! |
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Jessie on March 10, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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You see in my school...we’ve argued the band geek vs band nerd thing to death...and then we finally analyzed the people who were calling themselves band geeks vs band nerds and came to a conclusion. we voted, and this is how it works for us now.
Band Geeks are band nerds that are not only band nerds, but they’re very smart, yet still incredibly slow, lacking common sense, and incredibly clumsy (unless it’s a marching band step)
Band nerds are..well just band nerds.. without the clumsy aspect. You get my drift. lol |
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guardtard on March 11, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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At my school there are band nerds, band geeks, guardtards (name came from the stupid leotards we "flag girls" had to wear under our uniforms), and of course the drumline.
FLUTES RULE!!!!!!!!! and................. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY AROUND COLOR GUARD THE KNOW HOW TO HURT YOU WITH OUT LEAVING A BRUISE!!!!!! |
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drummajor on March 18, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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clairinets rule
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Tuba Chica on March 19, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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what about some tuba love?? |
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Clarigurl09 on March 21, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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Tubas are cool. Theyre up at the top of the list with clarinets and flutes. |
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sax girl on March 28, 2005 @ 1:11 am |
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that was stupid joke. the people in our band have more sex than people not in band.
And remember without sax there would be no life!!! Band nerd, band geek, band dork... all the same. But we at our school prefer BAND DORK! |
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Tuba girl Katy on March 31, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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funny joke i thought it rocked because i am prode to be a band and always will!!!! |
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Uhh...clarinet ROCK on April 5, 2005 @ 5:18 pm |
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ok...i decided not to read it all of those comments so blah. Our school has like...2 band geeks but everyone is a band nerd. We love our instruments but only a select few are considered "not cool" but that is what happens. ARTS SCHOOL POWER!!! |
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alyssa on April 7, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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sorry guys its band FRUITS... and i am gonna say tubas have the bad personalities. not trumpets... or clarinets.. or anyone else. we cool... we keep it cool. thats our STYLE. |
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TUBA CHICK on April 9, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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Band people are cool, espesially the hot tuba players.
groovysousachick@bellsouth.net |
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xXclarinetd00dXx on April 11, 2005 @ 9:46 pm |
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omg, peaople, its band nerd... not to mention one of my good friends thats in BAND has
done it w/ 20 yr olds and shes 13... WE R COOL AND WE HAVE HOTT SEX |
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Ericka on April 19, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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I’m a chick and I’m a drummer not only in high school, but also in WGI and Drum Corps. I don’t know about the rest of you Band Dorks, Band Geeks, Bandos, or whatever the hell you wanna call yourselves, but I’m on birth control because I’m in band. And I love how in high school everybody is soooo.... worried about putting the cheerleaders and the football players on the same bus when it is really all the band kids who are doin’ the dirty whenever and wherever they can. Oh, and drummer guys are freakin’ HOTT and coming in close after are trumpets....you’ve gotta give them props too!! |
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haha on April 25, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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funnyness |
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Steve-o/ GHS on May 2, 2005 @ 9:37 pm |
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I don’t care for your opinion but the tuba is the best instrument. GO GHS BAND!!!!!! |
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oboe/piccolo Girl on August 2, 2005 @ 10:21 am |
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oboes rock! |
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