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Drummers
Posted by: bandgeeksROX on May 26, 2004 @ 9:07 pm

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Q. How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?

A.The knock always speeds up.



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From: soccerstar on May 29, 2004 @ 5:33 pm
Comment: omg!! this is so true it relates to my drummers in my band class

From: Tim on July 8, 2004 @ 5:49 am
Comment: This has got to be the oldest and worst music joke ever.

Q. How do you know when a social reject is telling a joke?

A. It’s not in the slightest bit funny.

From: jenny on July 16, 2004 @ 5:57 pm
Comment: these jokes SUCK!!

From: deez nutz on July 18, 2004 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: these jokes r so fukin stewpid i can’t stop readin em g

From: SpeedyG on August 14, 2004 @ 12:07 am
Comment: True with the drummers in my band

From: drumbum on August 15, 2004 @ 7:43 pm
Comment: Shutup

From: drummer@GCHS on August 19, 2004 @ 1:40 pm
Comment: funny...very funny.

From: Frenchie Kristy on August 19, 2004 @ 10:06 pm
Comment: Actually....it’s slows down, but who cares, they can’t get it right anyways... But I still love y’all. All...two of you.

From: Queen Bee on October 10, 2004 @ 11:20 am
Comment: Bass Drums are the worse we got a 2 at our last comp. cause you couldn’t hear half the band over the stpid bass drums........... lol

Joey you sucky drummer......ha

From: Queen Bee on October 11, 2004 @ 7:34 pm
Comment: sry joey

From: baf on January 22, 2005 @ 3:58 pm
Comment: that isnt funny however it is tru drummers always speed up i should kno

From: drummer chick on January 26, 2005 @ 7:12 pm
Comment: well actually our kine is always right on thank you very much x ) it always the drum majors who can’t keep tempo for us....tehe we always have to keep taps for them.

From: rob on February 18, 2005 @ 4:17 pm
Comment: i play bass i like it deep.... hey girls. i wish people will stop slagging off bass players anyone can play any instrument its just a skill anyone can learn.. if they have hands. so your all stupid.

From: bandisbetter on February 25, 2005 @ 6:28 pm
Comment: Hey not all drummers are bad!

From: Drako on February 28, 2005 @ 7:06 pm
Comment: what’s up with everyone else getting angry towards da drummers and da drummers gettin pissed at everyone else? i can’t stand most of my band’s drummers but then again, they got nottin on me so we’re cool. o and saxes rock da house!

   
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