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Tuning Ritual
Posted by: i play alto sax on May 27, 2004 @ 5:44 pm

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How do you get six saxes to play in tune?

Pull one way out, push one way in, and shoot the rest.


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From: L-Dog on May 29, 2004 @ 2:03 am
Comment: Now!

From: Jackie the sax bitch on June 22, 2004 @ 1:15 am
Comment: OMG yeah... so true...

From: flamster on August 11, 2004 @ 12:44 pm
Comment: haha.... yea.

From: SpeedyG on August 14, 2004 @ 12:04 am
Comment: Oh yeah, that’s really true, sounds like our saxes

From: fuzzywings on September 24, 2004 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: Saxas suck :Clarinets Rule

From: fuzzywings on September 24, 2004 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: Saxas suck :Clarinets Rule

From: saxchick06 on December 17, 2004 @ 7:26 pm
Comment: saxes rule

From: prettyclari on January 2, 2005 @ 9:43 pm
Comment: i gree with fuzzywings,yet i also play A.sax.(’net was my first instrument)

From: ghsclarinetists on January 14, 2005 @ 4:47 pm
Comment: i couldnt care less how outta tune saxes are..theyre still frikin hott

From: Drako on February 28, 2005 @ 6:51 pm
Comment: i will take that as a compliment, ghsclarinetists. whoever said saxes suck is is just jealous cause we rock! i thought the joke was pretty funny since my school has 8 saxes in one band and 4 in the other. i wish i could just shoot most of em but my director wouldnt be too pleased if i did...

   
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