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Posted by: Megan on June 10, 2004 @ 2:31 pm
| A symphony was performing Beethoven?s 9th in a park one afternoon, but it was so windy that the musicians had to tie their music to the stands. When the tubas finished playing their part in movement 1, they decided, since they had 2 movements of rests, to sneak off to the pub across the street. So they sat in the pub, downed a few, and listned to the orchestra. When they heard the pickups to their part they threw money on the counter and stumbled into the street. They could barely keep from falling over as they ran to pick up their tubas, but even worse, they couldn?t untie the music. They were pulling and tugging but the string was so tight that they fell over from the effort. Just then, the conductor looked back and thought, "Oh lord, it?s the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded!" |
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spf 45 on June 10, 2004 @ 10:12 pm |
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that was a good joke
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lol on June 19, 2004 @ 12:41 am |
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sounds like our tuba’s.. except that it doesn’t matter since they can’t play anyway.. |
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Ellen on July 8, 2004 @ 7:10 pm |
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Absolutely Hilarious (pardon my spelling if anything is wrong) |
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Ryan on July 20, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
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That was superb |
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flamster on August 11, 2004 @ 12:40 pm |
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haha..... thats hilarious. sounds like something our tubas would do! |
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oboeE-horngirl on August 20, 2004 @ 11:28 am |
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hahaha--but at band camp it was our school’s rival school’s drumline who got drunk |
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Flute chick from CHS on August 29, 2004 @ 4:35 pm |
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hahaha.... sounds like the tubas we had....but the thing is beethovens 9th would be a challenge for them |
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Fuzzywings on September 24, 2004 @ 5:35 pm |
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Sounds like the French horns at my school give them something to drink and theyll go crazy. |
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tubapunkie on September 24, 2004 @ 8:23 pm |
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Hey Tuba rawks. |
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chaz on November 9, 2004 @ 6:49 am |
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wot is it with the question marks in between where the apostrophy is supposed to be?uh.......duh????!!! |
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jason on November 9, 2004 @ 6:31 pm |
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very lame |
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sexybabe on March 25, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
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only band geeks think it is funny |
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STev ignorant on June 6, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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Thats american humor? It would be funnyer if i wasnt an english chap?
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Sousa and Phone on August 18, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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I loved it.Real funny ^.^.And I’m not being sarcastic. |
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