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Another Trumpet Joke
Posted by: Trumpet808 on June 19, 2004 @ 0:48 am

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Johnny: Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a trumpet player!

Mommy: But Johnny, you can’t do both.


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From: Trumpet player on July 1, 2004 @ 3:48 pm
Comment: Although I continue to play trumpet, I must say that that is by far the best band joke I;ve ever seen!!!!

From: euphonium chick FCHS on September 12, 2004 @ 5:55 pm
Comment: that is pretty good. i will have to tell mr. beard about that one(he is my band dirctor). we always tell jokes at the end of practice. if you want my e-mail it is: freshmore07@aol.com

From: Fuzzywings on September 23, 2004 @ 11:12 pm
Comment: STUPID
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

From: Queen Bee on October 10, 2004 @ 11:07 am
Comment: I play trumpet and the joke couldn’t be more right ha ha ha

~*~ oh and clarinets suck !!!!!! ~*~

From: Zach on October 13, 2004 @ 6:15 pm
Comment: ROCK ON!!!!! TRUMPET RULES!!!!!

-and clarinets do suck-

-and mellophones-

From: lil player on October 18, 2004 @ 4:11 pm
Comment: don’t be hating on the clarinets now...... just because we sound better doesn’t mean you have to get mad at us...... but that joke is preety funny!!!

From: lil player on October 19, 2004 @ 3:38 pm
Comment: ITS ALL ABOUT THE CLARINETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: lil player on October 19, 2004 @ 3:38 pm
Comment: ITS ALL ABOUT THE CLARINETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Trumpet Supremacy on October 30, 2004 @ 1:04 am
Comment: ok ok..you win.. lol. but i’ve heard that too much.

From: Trombone Goddess on November 28, 2004 @ 11:42 am
Comment: Note: Heres to all you band nerds/geeks out there. Just because all of the instruments SUCK except fo the trombone, that doesnt mean we should NOT rub it in their retarded faces. Thats just rude. GO BASS CLEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Clone of stewie on January 5, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
Comment: wats with the freakin’ conflict with clairnets and trumpets

From: Drako Saxkid on February 10, 2005 @ 10:48 pm
Comment: i have no fucking clue but o well, the joke was cool.Question: do ya’ll all know each other cause its the same people that have a horn supremacy debate after every joke and frankly, it sucks.

SAXES ROCK DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: trumpetgirl on February 15, 2005 @ 9:48 pm
Comment: trumpets rule

   
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