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A Clarinetist’s secret
Posted by: Jerrika on July 31, 2004 @ 3:28 pm
| A oboist noticed at the end of each rehearsal break, one of the clarinetists would look at the inside flap of his jacket before he sat down to resume rehearsal. This continued for several years, and the oboist became quite curious about it. One day, during hot weather, the clarinetist took off his jacket and went off on break. The oboist waited until everyone was off the platform, looked around, and sneaked over to the jacket. He pulled back the flap and saw a little note pinned on the inside. It read: "left hand top, right hand bottom." |
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tuba extreme on August 6, 2004 @ 11:22 am |
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that is hillarious! clarinets are really that stupid. hahahahahahahahahahaha! |
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kayla on August 17, 2004 @ 9:54 pm |
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that was great so funny |
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Frenchie Kristy on August 19, 2004 @ 9:58 pm |
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Hehe, stupid clarinets! Power to the French Horns! |
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oboeEhorngirl on August 20, 2004 @ 11:24 am |
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that’s great!!! I’ve heard it before, but it was a ship captain and a paper said :port is left,
starboard is right." Go orchestra people!!! |
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Nefertiti on August 27, 2004 @ 7:44 pm |
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I really dislike clarinets. FRENCH HORNS SOOOOOO KICK BRASS!!!!!!! |
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trumpets rock!!!!!! on August 28, 2004 @ 2:44 am |
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that was a good joke but the best instrument are trumpets their the best girls love trumpet players haha |
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PDE on August 28, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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TROMBONES ARE DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Flute chick from CHS on August 29, 2004 @ 4:31 pm |
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ya know that was stupid but seriously..... i wonder if the clarinets do that!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLUTES ROCK THE BAND AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!! we have the most fun |
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Clerinet S.L. HHS on September 4, 2004 @ 1:00 am |
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That was funny..... but Clarinets are not that dumb. ITs just some of the people that play the Clarinet. They act stupid but you shouldnt hate on guys or gurls that play "The Long Black Stick." It can do wonders. And it will alwayz sound better than a trumpet. |
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ME on September 18, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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clarinets aren’t dumb. And no we don’t normally stick a note that says what hand goes where. And clarinets are the best instruments in the world and solar system. ya’ll just need to recognize.
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michelle on September 20, 2004 @ 8:21 pm |
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I Play THe clairnet and we may not be smart sometimes and a bit lazy but not stupid |
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Briana on September 22, 2004 @ 4:21 pm |
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That was funny but come on now we aren’t that stupid. |
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Fuzzywings on September 23, 2004 @ 10:51 pm |
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whoever wrote that better recognize and might not be all that smart because they cant tell the difference between a clarinet and oboe (shame) and they play oboe
anyways whoever wrote that better recognize because they cant tell the difference between a clarinet and an oboe
if you dont like clarinets then live with it because
we will be here for the longest time
clarinets rule: oh yeah plus i have strait A’s and that means different from the
squash bannanas paragraph! |
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Trumpets r pimp on September 27, 2004 @ 10:34 pm |
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dont diss the trumpet, it wil slit ur throat, and clairinets r dumb, one of em was playing a piece, but kept messing up, i ask her why later, she says cuz i was on the rong page of the book, i then asked her y she didnt change the page and she says i cant think of that. It may not b 2 funny, but its real |
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French horn payer on October 10, 2004 @ 11:41 pm |
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horns rule!!!
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Ashley on October 12, 2004 @ 9:26 pm |
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uumm...u are all in envy of the clarinet power(saxaphones are HOT too!) |
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f-ing horn player on October 17, 2004 @ 5:18 pm |
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that was a leg slapper!!!! FRENCH HORNS KICK brASS!!!!!
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ImaAardvark on October 22, 2004 @ 3:52 pm |
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Clarinets are the best! Can’t have a band without the clarinets. There would be no one to plas eto tubas in the correct spots on the field. I bet a trumpet wrote that joke!!! |
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clarinetkid on October 28, 2004 @ 10:24 am |
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Even though I pay the clarinet, I must say that was pretty funny!!! |
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chani leigh on October 29, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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ths so funny lol hahahahahahahaha |
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trumpet on October 30, 2004 @ 1:01 am |
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lol thats great. sigh, some clarinetists are just dorky though. its sad. one screamed out GROOVY in the middle of class the other day, and not to be funny either. |
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clarinet chicky on October 30, 2004 @ 5:17 pm |
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Clarinets are the best and don’t you ever forget that.....my A.J. (my clarinet) heard that and now hes sad!!!!!!
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jay on November 1, 2004 @ 3:16 pm |
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you bitches are so fucking stupid. That was the dumbest shit i’ve ever fucking heard
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cream fillin on November 1, 2004 @ 4:12 pm |
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that joke was funny!!!!
GO ORESTIMBA BAND!!!!!!!!! |
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nookie on November 4, 2004 @ 8:46 pm |
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that was a dumb joke and clarinets Rule. other instruments suck butt. in my school clarinets are the f**king best HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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fellupahill on November 5, 2004 @ 12:50 pm |
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Nice, I’d give it a 6 cuz there’s jokes that are oober lame. |
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trumpet player on November 8, 2004 @ 8:48 pm |
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hey ur daddy! listen you anti band loser, why are you wasteing ur time on these jokes!?! maybe some of us have a life and it is band, if you dontlike it get off this fricken site, dumb child...oh btw great joke, trumpet rock |
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Moderator on November 10, 2004 @ 6:33 pm |
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Come on guys . . . it’s all just in good fun. It was a funny joke, and no, clarinet players are not so stupid. You don’t all need to ruin the fun by taking it personally. |
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ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 6:52 pm |
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pffff all of that brass crap sucks, drum set electric guitar and bass guitar are best, fuck u trumpet people |
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rooooooooby on November 19, 2004 @ 8:43 pm |
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crazy joke....... even though oboes and clarinets are kinda the same mentality, atleast in our band, ah well.... rock on alto saxophones! |
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rooooooooby on November 19, 2004 @ 8:43 pm |
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crazy joke....... even though oboes and clarinets are kinda the same mentality, atleast in our band, ah well.... rock on alto saxophones! |
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Jenn on November 23, 2004 @ 10:12 am |
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Now you tell me!!!!!!!!!! |
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HORN~playa on November 23, 2004 @ 10:13 am |
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this is to Frenchie Kristy!! GO US!!!!!!!!!! |
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nets rule on December 10, 2004 @ 7:17 pm |
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that was the stupidest joke i have ever heard in my life. |
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delihah on December 21, 2004 @ 6:41 pm |
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Trombones rock(i play one) |
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u don't need 2know on December 26, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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Anyway i thought the clarinet joke was fuuny even though i am a trumpet a player and they do rock the band ,but most of the intruments do rock or whetever including the clarinets. |
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clarinet tsax oboe on December 26, 2004 @ 9:08 pm |
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u know it takes great skill to play the clarinet.but how the f**k would u brass and flute playerz know.we’ve got the most complex fingerings like switching from the upper register to the bottom register and getting the alltissimo notes takes a lot of breath.the only other people who would know what the hell im talkin about r saxophones or oboez or bassoonz.the next time u dis a reed player u better watch urself becuz clarinetz r also good 4 shoving up somebodyz ass |
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bari sax dude on January 7, 2005 @ 11:36 pm |
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THIS IS FUNNY! ALSO....SAXES LOWER THAN ALTO"S RULE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT..... : D |
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ghsclarinetist on January 14, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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clarinets f***ing rock, so take your lame ass joke and shove it up your oboe bitch!
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clarinets suck on January 15, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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I know what you’re talking about. I play the sax, and you’re damn right about the fingerings. Brass sucks ass. And all saxes lower than alto rule? What the hell are you talking about?! All SAXOPHONES rule the world, but SPECIALLY alto. Think about it! Altos are more played than baris. ALTO is the BEST. But even bari is better than the clarinets. SQUEAK. Ya, squeak away clarinets, cuz you suck! |
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clarinetswilrulearth on January 18, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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watch what you say bitch,cuz at least clarinets have heard of the word dynamics,and not play triple forte all the time.but ur right about the brass and the fingerings.like the saying goes,"better to sqeak quietly than to blast triple forte" |
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ass......tronaut on January 22, 2005 @ 12:18 am |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP THE JOKE WASNT FUNNY |
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Drako Saxkid on February 9, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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Funny joke but would yall squeaky sons of bitches stop playing debate after every goss damned mother fucking hilarious one? I’ll bet that more than half of yall allready graduated from junior high and are acting as if every other section is the enemy.Dude, im just a 7th grader from Buna Junior High, Texas wondering if all yall’s directors locked yall up in a tiny practice room one day cause they were tired of breaking up the fights.All of yall ought to go fuck a trombone player, i heard they do it in 7 different positions so by morning yall should be in paradise! |
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Drako Saxkid on February 10, 2005 @ 10:17 pm |
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my appologies to any trombone players that were offended by my last comment and to all of the good natured band nerds that being themselves, just took all the shit that someone else said and kept quiet about it and instead, focussed on the joke instead of what some mentally impared bitch wrote. At least ya’ll had the decency to do something else besides curse.Thanx. |
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idleNomad on February 11, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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I’ve played baritone, trombone, clarinet, and trumpet, and personally, the [marching] baritone is my favorite, followed closely by clarinet.
And what’s with the heated chatter? How old are all of you? 5? |
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blah on February 12, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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you should try the sax |
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Clarinethere on February 14, 2005 @ 12:31 am |
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I find it funny, only because it applys to a whole bunch of instruments, not just the Clarinet! Nice joke, though. |
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blah on February 17, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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it is funny and to wat other instruments does it apply?
It certainly doesn’t work for the alto sax! |
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SeXYclArINet on February 18, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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BE CAREFULL! just you wait until clarinets take over the band! |
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Clarigurl09 on February 18, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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dont you mean wait until clarinets take over the world? |
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Hey Its me on February 19, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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U ALL SUCK CLARINETS ROcK MY SOCKSyS ofF AND IM SmART NoT DuMB! |
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Em on March 20, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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Holy cow guys, it’s just a stupid joke, not a subject for advanced discussion. Grow some maturity. |
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Band kicks your ass on March 25, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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Dude Clarinets kick ass, hell im dating a trumpet player... so i cant really diss trumpets, but the joke was lame. And i do have my blonde momments but just remember, we have the best fingering possitions :-D |
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cheerStar on June 17, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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Hey trumpets rock, yeah I agree with you I love trumpet players,even though I’m not in the band (i’m a cheerleader yay) |
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BlueCorvette on June 29, 2005 @ 9:41 pm |
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I am a trumpet player....and trumpet players kick brass more than any other intrument...I’m a female trumpet player, and there arn’t many of us, mostly guys, so we know that our sections kicks everyone elses’ BRASS! |
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