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Gotta Love Trombones
Posted by: Lindsey on September 21, 2004 @ 10:56 am

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Why do Trombones make good lovers?

Trumpet players do it with three fingers, Baritones do it with four fingers, but Trombones can do it in seven positions!


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From: Sean on October 7, 2004 @ 3:12 am
Comment: Aint it the truth

From: Anti-Band on October 16, 2004 @ 2:34 pm
Comment: DAM EVERY ONE OF YOU B.G. (BAND GEEKS) FUCK U ALL

From: For-Band on October 30, 2004 @ 12:57 am
Comment: wow someone needs to chill. lol. thats a nice joke, ill tell it to muh friends.

From: I'm Spicay on November 4, 2004 @ 6:08 pm
Comment: I actually thought that was pretty funny.

From: fellupahill on November 5, 2004 @ 12:45 pm
Comment: First off: Anti-Band needs to join a good band (LIKE CK) and know that 6th grade band sux unless it’s good.

Now for the joke: nice joke, that ’s funny!

From: tanya~trumpet player on November 8, 2004 @ 8:39 pm
Comment: hey i have more than 3 fingers~TRUMPET POWER!!

From: boner on November 9, 2004 @ 5:40 pm
Comment: trumpets just can’t imagine the positions trombones can get to...

From: Jenn on November 23, 2004 @ 10:01 am
Comment: Yep that’s right I KNOW!!!!!!
Trombone HOTTNESS~!!!!!!!!!!

From: HORN~playa on November 23, 2004 @ 10:02 am
Comment: you know trombones are good, but BARI’S are better baby!!!!!

From: imma trumpet playa on December 7, 2004 @ 9:03 pm
Comment: First off Anti-Band need to calm doewn cuz if he didn’t like band y would u visit a site abut band have some fu**ing brains.(since he wanna curse us out i guess i can get him to).Antway the joke was funny.

From: ghsclarinetist on January 14, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Comment: anti-band dud is just jealous because were the smartest people in the school.

From: Drako Saxkid on February 9, 2005 @ 8:23 pm
Comment: Cool joke. Anti-Band needs to fuck a trombone player one of these days since i cant imagine one wanting to fuck him.

From: bigdawg on February 21, 2005 @ 11:24 am
Comment: Just a little note of clarity, BARITONES use THREE fingers, EUPHONIUMS use FOUR or
FIVE.
Good joke though.

From: Trumpet gurl on March 26, 2005 @ 4:43 pm
Comment: lol, and you got to remember, brass players have the best lips! ; )

From: bassclar babe on May 22, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: dirty but cute

From: birdy on june 142005 on June 14, 2005 @ 7:26 am
Comment: Play it or shove it up your arse

From: soledad_moon on August 26, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: I think this was proven on a few band trips I took, especially when the trombone players were knocking on the hotel walls my junior year (over three years ago)....

   
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