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Trumpets...
Posted by: Lauren on October 17, 2004 @ 9:04 pm

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What does a trumpet use for birth control?

His personality!!


What do you call a beautiful woman on a trumpet’s arm?

A tatoo.


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From: on October 30, 2004 @ 12:56 am
Comment: wow someone just got dumped by a trumpet player...

From: fellupahill on November 5, 2004 @ 12:43 pm
Comment: Nice, I give it a 7 out of 10!

From: booby on November 6, 2004 @ 11:08 pm
Comment: ya, lets see what you get when you repell the hottest/smartest/best souning part of the band

From: tanya~trumpet player on November 8, 2004 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: those jokes are SOO OLD!! common guys if trumpet players are so bad then why cant you other intruments think of something NEW?!?! this is just sad...

From: HORN~playa on November 23, 2004 @ 10:04 am
Comment: YEAH so aggree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: bandgeeksrock on November 24, 2004 @ 1:45 pm
Comment: DON’T MOCK MY INSTRUMENT(S)! let’s see what you get when you repel ONE OF the hottest/smartest/best-sounding parts of the band...

From: piratetrumpet1 on November 26, 2004 @ 10:27 pm
Comment: hey if i hafta git a tattoo so be it, but you know wat, i STILL Sound GOOD!!!

From: You don't need 2know on December 7, 2004 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: Anyway i agree i think she just got dumped by a trumpet player and i would like to know what intrument she plays cuz i bet she sucks becuz she trying to about talkin about the trumpets.Trumpets rule the band that al i have to say kinda.

From: ghsclarinetist on January 14, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
Comment: even though alto saxes are hotter(at leat at ghs) there are some hot trumpet players. theres one really hot one that me and my clarinet peeepz say is hot. and i bet she did get dumped by a trumpet

From: Drako Saxkid on February 9, 2005 @ 8:18 pm
Comment: I bet she played tuba

From: 100%trumpetsupporter on February 15, 2005 @ 9:38 pm
Comment: DON’T insult trumpet players. If only you knew my friend..

From: lowbrasskicksass on March 19, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
Comment: excuse me Drako, what the hell is that supossed to mean i bet she played tuba. i am so offended...but your probally right. :)

From: trumpetgurl on June 17, 2005 @ 4:35 pm
Comment: yeah don’t be a hater trumpets rock

   
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