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The Trumpet difference
Posted by: trumpet_killer on November 3, 2004 @ 6:32 pm

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WHATs the difference between a trumpet player, his/her trumpet, and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline, but you put your spikes on to jump on a trumpet player!!!


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From: fellupahill on November 5, 2004 @ 12:41 pm
Comment: HA! Trumpets just got owned! I wonder what TBBG has to say about this....

From: Tanya~trumpet player on November 8, 2004 @ 8:35 pm
Comment: heyyyyyy that was pretty raceist twards trumpet players, ah o well i get enough of if anyways, good joke kid~~TRUMPETS ROCK!!!!

From: Jenn on November 23, 2004 @ 10:09 am
Comment: dun that 1 before....

From: U Don't need to know on December 7, 2004 @ 8:46 pm
Comment: First off that wasn’t funny and nobody at my school mess with the trumpets. Antway if someone explain the joke than feel free. thanks
TRUMPETS DO ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Chris on December 10, 2004 @ 9:22 am
Comment: Trumpets f***ing rock, so take your lame ass joke and shuve it up your picalo bitch!

From: Clone of Stewie on January 5, 2005 @ 9:17 pm
Comment: notice how up tight trumpets are?
RE:"U Don’t need to know" yeah right....bit** trumpets are a** and punks

From: ClariNazi on January 8, 2005 @ 11:26 pm
Comment: Yea...I hate trumpets...THAT"S why our marching season sucked....no friggin joke...GRRRRR...If anyone played the mask of zorro as well, PLEASE TELL ME!

From: Eltrumpet on February 9, 2005 @ 7:16 pm
Comment: What Chris said.

From: Drako Saxkid on February 9, 2005 @ 8:12 pm
Comment: None of yall know Taylor Marshall, do you? cause she’s just as uptight as all yall!

From: u know who on February 12, 2005 @ 11:14 am
Comment: Tanya, it is not racist. But it is pretty rude, soo...

From: 100%trumpetsupporter on February 15, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
Comment: WHY DON’T YOU GO MAKE A LOW-QUALITY JOKE ABOUT YOUR OWN ILOW-QUALITY NSTRUMENT, EH?

From: fuc this sh*t on February 19, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
Comment: band sux

From: fuc this sh=t on February 19, 2005 @ 4:26 pm
Comment: what’s up all you band freaks, yall think everything about the band it so cool. F that shit. music sucks, especially when a high school band is marching around on the damn field when us football players need it to prarice.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: moi on February 20, 2005 @ 3:41 pm
Comment: well why do u come here then

From: moi on February 20, 2005 @ 3:41 pm
Comment: go away

From: Jasmine on March 27, 2005 @ 6:58 pm
Comment: Hey watch it!!! Im a trumpet player!!!!!! That is racist what do you have against trumpet players?????

From: Carrie on May 20, 2005 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: I’m on the guard at my school and lets just say....not all trumpet players use only 3 fingers

From: TRUMPETLUVER on June 17, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
Comment: TRUMPETS RULE!!! We are the 2nd best thing in the band (besides the drums!)

From: your all geeks on June 18, 2005 @ 1:37 am
Comment: band was fun back in little kiddy grades... but you people need to get a life. band is nothing in the real world who cares... (i used to play trumpet, and im not all bent out of shapeover a joke)

From: yedly bradidiah on June 22, 2005 @ 7:16 pm
Comment: well first of all i love trumpets, but not because i like to play them. see my bro
is in band and he plays the trumpet. That hole on the end is just the perfect
size for my... well u get the point. i can hit the g-spot in 4 different octaves! I
amaze myself.


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