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You know you’re a band nerd when...
Posted by: Lindsay on November 26, 2004 @ 9:55 am
| You know you’re a band nerd when your band teacher calls you a geek. |
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mcincheez on November 29, 2004 @ 5:30 pm |
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...your band dirrector has more than 1 dirty name for u.
...the band hall is your "safe place"
...you become a "band-aid" (band aide)
...you spend more than 8 hours in the band hall a week.
...on the weekends
...you ask your band dirrector to adopt you
...you have a party nearly every weekend but only band nerds show up and eventually all ya’ll end up tlaking about is band, SNL, and guitars.
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sax player on December 3, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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...you’re in the 18 hour club
...your lunch table is full of band kids and you talk band the entire lunch period
...you don’t date outsiders because they just don’t understand your eccentricity
...you play laser tag on 3 dollar tuesdays |
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x_baricutesax_x08 on December 7, 2004 @ 11:54 am |
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....you feel like crap but u dont go home until after band
.....you can name all of your band directors contact numbers(home, cell, email, parents and inlaws)
......You get in trouble in class for talking...about band
...All your friends are in band
...Being mauled by a drum is a nomal part of life....JAKE!
..."Armed Guard" means girl with pole not guy with gun.
...The band room is your second home.
...You knwo what a shako is! ITS A SHAKO NOT A HAT! u freaks!
...You have a harness/neckstrap tan line.
...A random person could punch you in the face and you wouldnt respond, but youll fight to the death over who in your section gets to play the solo.
...Everyone in band fights like their family***DOWAGIAC STYLE! YEAH! lol***
...If someone drops a pencil in the hallway u scream STICK!
...Beef has nothing to do with cows.
...Youve broken into the band room at least once.
...The only reason youre lo0oking forward to spring break is because thats when the band trip is.
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#1bandnerd on December 22, 2004 @ 6:47 pm |
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...When you are about to pass out and you are more worried about staying in step
...When you spend you’re spair time writing articles for the band newspaper
...While you don’t find it odd to hear a person yell "I can’t find my pants" on a bus |
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mellophonegeek on December 23, 2004 @ 3:49 pm |
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...when youve been knocked over by a bass drum once or twice.
....when you can’t wait for band camp.
... when you pratice marching after marching band season
... when you call band moms "mom" and your real mom by her first name
....when you highjack a bus to get to a pep band game on time when your director was late
...when you write notes to friends and the only thing they contain is marching band drill ideas.
...when you have horn polishing parties before competitions
...when you visit your band director at his house and talk for hours
..when the only jokes you know are about band
... when you attend three diferent band camps within one month of summer
...when the only summer school you take is known as "band camp"
...when you spend all of your Christmas break writing band jokes online |
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horselover3792 on December 26, 2004 @ 12:14 am |
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when on your x-mas list you wish for a new music stand
when on your x-mas list you wish for new cleaning supplies for you instument
when you have named your instrument (like me, clarinets ROCK!)and you have a whole life story for him/her |
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trumpet_flag_05 on December 29, 2004 @ 1:22 pm |
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when you roll step through the halls |
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pit-drama-queen on January 1, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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-when you understand half of the words on this page
-when someone tells you to blow hard the first thing you think of is your insturment
-When you get in a fight over if what comes out of your insturment is spit or condensation
- when the only thing you gossip about is band people
-when the first thing you say most of the time involves band |
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hanna on January 2, 2005 @ 5:42 pm |
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...you aren’t in band, and you understand this list completely and more than ten of these articles apply to you.
Curtosy of Magen {Geez, guess I’ve been rubbing off on her...)
...you ’band’ with your friends instead of ’bond’.
Curtosy of Magen
...you can’t walk and chew bubble gum, but you can march a perfect 8 per 5 with your eyes closed.*
...you’re really hoping the stuff on this list will be applicable because you really want to be a band nerd. (no need to read any further; you’re definitely a band nerd)*
...you list your band director as an emergency contact.*
...all your idols are dead. And have been for several centuries.*
...You couldn’t say that because you worship your band director/drum major/insert_name_of_favorite_living_composer/classical_musician_here
...you make band jokes in a class where there are no other band people.* |
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Saxophonatic on January 3, 2005 @ 7:15 pm |
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...when drummers make sense to you |
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flutegurlie8106 on January 7, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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When your band director says that you are more of a band nerd then he/she was |
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theaubrenator on January 17, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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...you get boned everyday or bone someone everyday.
...you understand when someone says that their lips are dead.
....you make any instrument have a sexual innuendo. |
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DrumMaJr on January 19, 2005 @ 1:41 am |
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...your alwayz broke
...you use your band gloves when it’s cold out side
...you screm out Left when random people are out of step
...you wont go to socical events if no 1 from band is going
...you have dated at least one person from band
...you go to football games to hear the other band
...........Ha! I’m Drum Major now get me a SODA!
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Chelsey on January 21, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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You know your a band nerd when:
........You call your band director up over winter break, just to talk.
........You babysit for you band directors children.
........no one else in the band seems as committed to band as you are.
.........When all you talk about at lunch, is band related.
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Casey on January 21, 2005 @ 6:15 pm |
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YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BAND GEEK WHEN...
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beefybrass on January 25, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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....when on the last day of band camp your whole brassline can have an "instrument switch day" |
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beefybrass on January 25, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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....when on the last day of band camp your whole brassline can have an "instrument switch day" |
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LTtrombone on January 26, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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when you can name everyone on your bands spit web |
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crazyclarinet15 on January 27, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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...When you have all u clothes in the band room
.. When you go to band parties arfter the biggest comp. and win
...When you know the drill of everybody even if they are way across the feild
...When you take up band as your forgien lang. |
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Guardkid on January 29, 2005 @ 7:21 pm |
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when you go to a debate tournament and talk to your opponent about band for 45 minutes.
when you go to a forensics tournament when the schools band has practice and give high fives to everyone who plays the same instrument as you. |
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popeguardgirl on January 29, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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...when you try to get all of your non-band friends (if any) to join and you put up the argument "we aren’t nerdy, just dedicated!!!" and "lets see you march 7/8 time!", then leave in a fury when u can’t make them agree.
...you are actually PROUD to be in the lowest social classification in the school
...you know the band moms better than you know your own family
...the most exciting social activity you have been to since marching season ended is the indoor drumline show...AND you went with fellow band members
..the band room/hall is your one and only hangout
...you go to the bandroom religiously after school and on the weekends to practice music and to meet up with friends
...you know your way around the band hall better than you know your way around your own house
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yamahatrigger on February 2, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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you know you are a band geek when...
...during your every free minute you are in the band room
...you fantasize of being the drum major when you are a freshman(like me)
...when everyone in your imp class knows you as the "band kid"
...when every minute of your day you are thinking about John Phillip Sousa tunes
and when you sleep you dream of making the drill for next year |
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DrUmMeRLuVr on February 3, 2005 @ 9:10 pm |
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you and your frineds all have a "special"drummer of your own but are protective over all of them when it comes to non guard girls |
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u know who on February 12, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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... when you surprise your band director in the morning with your bed and all of your belongings set up in a practice room. You tell him/her that you are "moving in". |
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Drako on March 1, 2005 @ 7:52 am |
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...when you leave the half time show by ambulence cause you were paying more attention to the hottie trombone player whose slide was aimed at your head. |
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CassHighBandGirl2008 on March 8, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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Hey band buddies! I play the trumpet in Cass High Band. All of these are pretty funny, and sadly enough true. No matter what we’re not gonna be able to escape the "band nerd" tag. But it’s cool. You know you’re a band nerd when you read these and actually get them! LOL!
Band love for life!
Always,
*~Kirsten Craig~* |
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trumpetobsessedchic on March 9, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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...the phrase "let’s get naked!" is heard and no one turns around looking shocked
...you’re sitting in the waiting and thinking "i wish i had my trumpet"
...you’ve talked for 2 hours straight online about a certain TRUMPET CONCERTO IN Eb!!!
...you’ve sat in the back of the bus in your boxers just so someone will buy you dinner
...you’ve had dreams about band and woke up the next morning knowing that was going to be a good day
...you put the stem back in your harmon mute and thought it looked wrong
...you’ve showered with you horn
...you’re assigned projects in class and think "how can incorprate playing my instrument into this..."
(haha, i do have my band director’s liscence plate memorized because it says "MR TANK", how sad...) |
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Jamie on March 9, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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...you go to a band competition and get into a gym with a bunch of other bands and your whole band just starts changing right infront of everyone
...you have a sax mofia that spans your whole state
...old friends have ditched you because you wont shut up about band |
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guardtard on March 12, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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--you don’t care who’s shoulder your head is on as long as you have a pillow on the bus
--when any and all of your boyfriend have once been in band |
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Bandgeek028 on March 16, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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..when you tell people you play flute, you aren’t offended by the comment: "this one time, at band camp.."
...double tounging doesn’t sound dirty
...you’ve seen all the band-hotties in their boxers |
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NDFLUTE on March 17, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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You know you’re a band geek when ur ideal date is meeting with ur bf/gf during halftime! |
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tubachic on March 19, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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-you go around humming the last thing you plated -even if it was a Bb major scale
- fingering doesnt sound dirty to you
& the list goes on & on... |
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flutegirl on March 27, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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...the only reason you want ot be last chair flute is to sit next to the way cool oboe
...you dont get scared when the horn players tell you to put your hand in their bells
...after competition you jump around and scream im going to disney world or just scream after you get a good score
...you call the guy that puts scores up at festival "the guy" and as your waiting for him every person that walks by you say "is that the guy?" |
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EGzHottestBandGeek on March 28, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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U nOe Ur A bAnD gEeK wHeN.......
~U skip class just to go say hi to ur band director
~U already noe the band director at the high skewl and ur in junior high
~The Band Director at the high skewl hugz u everytime u see him
~If u noe everyone in the marching band(even tho ur not in high skewl yet)
~U make shirts that say "I love the Band" when ur not even in band
~U have a band with a couple of friends and practice once a week in sumones basement
~U answer ur band directors phone
~U burn Cds from ur band director
~U actually listen to the tapes the judges give u and take them home
These all applie to me! lol i have to be one of the BIGGEST band geeks ever!! lol but i luv band soo wateva!! love,melissa |
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Band_gurl_1108 on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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-you’ve slept in the band room more then once.
-Friday night dinner is always pizza after jazz band
-you send your band director a self recorded CD of the days band practice when he’s
sick
-You show up at your band directors at 11:00 on a saturday night just so that you can
watch SNL...he understands because your TV is broken
-You spend more nights in the practice room then in your own bed room
-you have a lunch schedual, once a week you pick up every member of band’s sandwich
for lunch
-you can balance a soda, a sandwich and your insturment without getting any crumbs on
your uniform
-you keep your uniform in a pitch black glass protector so that it does not fade
-you keep your instrument in a bullet proof case
-when traveling abroad, you buy two plane tickets, one for yourself and another for your
tuba
-your teachers always let you go to the band room...they know you need your space. |
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