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top 10 reasons to date a band member!!
Posted by: Shann on January 29, 2005 @ 5:38 pm

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My friend made these up... not me... i’m in guard (lol)
10) Were good with our fingers
9)we practice tonguing daily
8)we remember every move and rhyhym we make
7)we can b real quite or REAL LOUD
6)we are really good a hitting our spots
5)we love to bang things
4)we always take long dark bus rides
3)well practice all day and all night
2)when our lips get swore we keep on goin
1)we’ve got more positions then football players


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From: SML on February 1, 2005 @ 7:39 pm
Comment: ...... sooo true! thats pretty good

From: Kelsey on February 1, 2005 @ 11:20 pm
Comment: SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: NICE on February 9, 2005 @ 6:11 am
Comment: thats pretty good and tru

From: Drako on February 9, 2005 @ 6:23 pm
Comment: I’m not gunna lie, that was pretty funny

From: yaz on February 10, 2005 @ 9:56 pm
Comment: sooo true.

From: yoyochic on February 18, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: love it sooooo amazingly true and hilarious

From: ffdfgd on February 25, 2005 @ 5:27 pm
Comment: true true love it

From: ClarinetQueen on February 25, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: Nice! Very true

From: Clarigurl09 on February 25, 2005 @ 8:43 pm
Comment: she doesnt lie,it was true

From: brebre on March 9, 2005 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: I’ve heard these jokes before but they never seem to get old. They’re great jokes so keep posting them!

From: guardtard on March 12, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: so true and i date a band member


From: Lex on March 15, 2005 @ 11:15 pm
Comment: okay, you are all perv’s and u should be ashamed!
ya’ll r giving band ppl a bad rep.

yes, it is a VERY good idea to date guys in band

From: guard_lowbrass_chic on March 17, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: I keep hearing the same guard and band jokes but this one is very original goood job man it was funny and even thought all of this bad perverted stuff you may be ashamed it’s still apart of marching band. AWESOME

From: guard_lowbrass_chic on March 17, 2005 @ 8:08 pm
Comment: I keep hearing the same guard and band jokes but this one is very original goood job man it was funny and even thought all of this bad perverted stuff you may be ashamed it’s still apart of marching band. AWESOME

From: brittney on March 26, 2005 @ 7:23 pm
Comment: Any hott band guys out there give me a call!!! 448 - 2775

From: paris hilton on April 12, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
Comment: thats hot, love ya bitch!!

From: saxbabe on May 7, 2005 @ 2:29 pm
Comment: very cute and funny

From: moron on May 14, 2005 @ 1:05 pm
Comment: thats pretty hot stuff. funny too.

   
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