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guard joke
Posted by: brit on January 30, 2005 @ 8:44 pm

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Why Flags Are Better Than Men...



It would never leave you for another girl, unless you were doing an exchange.

If you get mad at it you can throw it around.

After the season is over you can only spin it once in a while, but it never complains.

You can change silks a lot easier than you can change how a guy dresses.

Size does matter and if you don’t like it, you can use a different one.


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From: sssllloooowww on January 31, 2005 @ 6:54 pm
Comment: HUH?????

From: Clarigurl09 on January 31, 2005 @ 7:37 pm
Comment: that wuz funny

From: Shann on February 1, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
Comment: HAHA... thats great!!!

From: MATT on February 9, 2005 @ 6:19 am
Comment: WTF WE TALKIN BOUT?!?!?!

From: Drako on February 9, 2005 @ 6:20 pm
Comment: I dunno, something bout a flag

From: guardtard on March 12, 2005 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: funny and true

From: guard_lowbrass_chic on March 17, 2005 @ 8:00 pm
Comment: it was har har funny but not ha ha funny. we need better ones

From: KK on April 18, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
Comment: so true!

   
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