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you know you’re a band nerd....
Posted by: fluteplayer on February 12, 2005 @ 6:39 pm
...when you begin to suspect that your plume is alive
...when you see your section more than your own family
...when your idea of social interaction is cleaning your instrument with members of different sections
...when you have accidentally called your band director dad
...when your idea of a date is spending halftime with your sweetheart from a different section
...when your dating prospects are all in band
...if you have a name for your instrument |
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guard girlie on February 16, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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i only apply to one of those..... considering it a date during halftime and we get third quarter to but thats when i got asked out by my b/f in the trumpet section...... sad?..... maybe! lol |
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flutaphone on February 26, 2005 @ 2:29 pm |
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I love band! |
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Clarigurl09 on March 1, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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that is so true
band rules WoOt! |
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funnyman on March 2, 2005 @ 12:27 pm |
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...when you spend your time submitting loser jokes! Geek |
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Flutebug09 on March 4, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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...when you spend all ur time looking at band nerd websites!
...and when you wish you could live in the band room! LOL |
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babzy on March 7, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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whats wrong with the band room? |
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Fhornsrule on March 8, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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yeah, the band room rocks!
Green Beret Marching Band Rules! |
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liongeek on March 15, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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when you find your self have dreams everynight about people in the band |
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die_hard_kilted on March 16, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
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When u think ur room is the school bus..
Or Better yet when the outside becomes your changing room |
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Band kicks your ass on March 25, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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Its sad... my dates for awile were accually football games with half times lol but hey w/e works. I dont mind dating people in band.. half of the guys are sexier than hell |
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tuba_lovin_oboist on March 28, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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...when your biggest turn-on is a guy in a uniform....a marching band uniform! |
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hottie2011 on April 2, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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I have never had a boyfriend in band.... Never evr evr named my instrement unlike my friend and Ok I am never going to be a band geek |
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clarinet on April 5, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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My Clarinets name is : Jack Antonio Ricardo Hoffman *nods* |
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marchin bandLOVER on April 11, 2005 @ 12:49 pm |
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I have done like all of those. And the CFHS Marching tiger band roxs too |
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Prettyclari on April 13, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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hey tuba lovin oboist ive seen you at marchingbandplanet.com!
Oh so true
Clarinet-Clarisa Annette (i love her!) |
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samuel on April 13, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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u can suck my faye wang...now!...DO IT!! |
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hannah&amanda on April 16, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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Band is kewl and we love it. All our friends are in band. Oh! and you know that you’re a bandnerd when when you beg the conducter to let you conduct. |
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Nerd on April 17, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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YAY! I’m been upgraded to "band nerd." Kick ass, dude!!! GO BAND!!!!!!!! |
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Annie on April 17, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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My mallets are named: Fluffy, the happy woody and Secret Agent man (after one of our song last marching season) |
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random sax player on April 19, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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i MIGHT have named my instrument. possibly.... erm...cough cough |
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Julian's Girl on April 23, 2005 @ 10:25 pm |
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that’s great, my Alto’s name is julian, my old alto is susie, my curved soprano is my baby, n my accordian is fat bastard. i love band |
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saxbabe on May 7, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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how do they know this stuff?
it is sooo true!!!, but i only agree with 5 out of the 7
band is soooo kool!! |
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Tuba nerd on May 10, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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Hey so true! i love band and my Tuba’s name is Charlie Brian Cowles. and Hudsonville Marching Band rocks!!!!! |
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band slut on May 12, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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OK what is wrong with having most of your boy toys from band at least some of them are hot. Francis Howell band rocks and if you have a problem with that contact the guard. |
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ClarinetChick on June 26, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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Band Rocks! and Winds kick Brass!!! |
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drummer chick on July 25, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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100% band nerd and i 100% love this site... drumline rox! |
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clarirocks on August 10, 2005 @ 12:33 pm |
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my clarinet is named Clarence. All my boyfriends have been in band. Hex yeah, I’m a band nerd ...Go woodwinds! |
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