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reasons to date a femal band member
Posted by: Kyle on February 22, 2005 @ 9:10 pm
i think this is soo true:
Ten reasons why you should DATE a girl band player:
1. We’re good with our hands.
2. We can tongue real hard.
3. We know a lot of different fingerings and positions.
4. We have developed big lungs, so we can blow for long periods of time.
5. Our lips are used to sucking for hours on end.
6. Blowing is music to our ears.
7. We can play intruments from BIG to SMALL, so no one is left out.
8. It doesn’t take us long to get the "air" flowing.
9. We practice almost everday, so our routine is perfect.
10. We know how to please the crowd. ;-) |
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Clarigurl09 on February 23, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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Ohhh,that is so true |
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bassoonist on February 24, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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it was ok
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| From: |
Flutaphone on February 26, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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Yay! Band chicks are the best! |
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SaxChick6669 on March 5, 2005 @ 12:17 am |
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haha this shit is funny dude!!. |
| From: |
babzy on March 7, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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no wonder that guy asked me out. lol |
| From: |
jay on March 8, 2005 @ 9:57 pm |
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that was pretty good, that funny, its kinda of ironic, but i date a band girl, and let me tell ya,this joke is the f***in truth |
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Trombone Chick on March 11, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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Yes, that is so very true, excepualy about the different fingerings and *positions*. lol |
| From: |
NDFlute on March 17, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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BAND GIRLS R THE BEST! |
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lowbrassgurl on March 19, 2005 @ 12:14 pm |
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you know that is so true, especially the*cough cough*big lungs |
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Tuba Girlie on March 19, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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oh so so true! |
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clarinetrule on March 24, 2005 @ 1:23 am |
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soo true thats soo funny yet true |
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Flute on March 26, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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All that is soooo true great ones!!! |
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so true on March 29, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
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that is so true and it’s not only good for guys but also for chicks!!!!!!!! |
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geotrumpet on March 30, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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theres one more reason. when we play our chest moves faster. |
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bandchik on March 31, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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u spelt female wrong you fucking idiot |
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hottie2011 on April 2, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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who cares Now I know why I have had 7 boyfriends this year ya know the best part I like to do all those things you mentioned |
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Someone on April 3, 2005 @ 1:24 am |
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That’s disgusting. |
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heh on April 5, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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I’ve said those things so many times... Power to us band girls! |
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PianistGuy on April 11, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
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Amen!! |
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Clarinetchick on April 13, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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heh heh heh- lets not forget some of us are experts at having something played between our legs *cough* clarinets *cough *saxes
Everything said was true (especially for me)
Power to Band chicks! woot woot! |
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Stoner on April 17, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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Whoo hooo!!! That’s awsome. My chick’s a percusionist, though. lmao |
| From: |
Nerd on April 17, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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Power to the people! YEAH!!
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GeRbErT on April 26, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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thats grose is that the only reason your in band is to get layed or do it with another band member?? |
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michaleil lavino on April 28, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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totyally my sister makes moves on me |
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altosaxgirl on April 28, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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that is soooo true. and its even truer if your dating a band boy to!
Power to band girls!!! |
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GrOsS on May 3, 2005 @ 5:56 pm |
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Thats so totally gross...if you are in band to get screwed you are such a freakin slut.. |
| From: |
clari/percussiongirl on May 4, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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These are pretty bad..i’ve heard way better!! |
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saxbabe on May 7, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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that is so true!!! |
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tromboner chick on May 15, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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grosssss |
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HornPlayer4 on May 15, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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Hell yeah. Me being a Male its still all true. Band Chicks do rock and they can do all 10 of the above listed.
Some of you should E-mail me sumtime @ SDCMEATBALL@yahoo.com |
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i suck a flute up my on July 5, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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yesss band chicks are effin awesome but i want a shirt that says my boyfriend’s a band geek. i might want to find a guy first. xDD |
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