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Flutes
Posted by: Diesel Truck on March 22, 2005 @ 12:19 pm

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Q: How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Nine, one to stand on a chair, one to hold the chair , one to hand the lightbulb to the person standing on the chair, and six more to complain about how much better they could have done it.


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From: Drako on March 23, 2005 @ 4:03 pm
Comment: i thought that joke was for trumpeters.

From: ge on March 30, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: you must be mistaken. Clarinets have that problem.

From: hottie2011 on April 2, 2005 @ 4:05 pm
Comment: hey I play the flute and yea asswhip the clarinets have that problem they tried it before

From: CADIESE on April 4, 2005 @ 6:34 pm
Comment: hell no, everybody knows its flutes(i cant say shit about trumpets, cause my bf and my brother both play it)
ASSWHIP ON FLUTES! OH YEAH

From: yep on April 5, 2005 @ 5:20 pm
Comment: No...It is the clarinets.

From: picc on April 10, 2005 @ 12:12 am
Comment: uh, the flute joke is definately that all we have to do is stand on a chair and the world revolves around us.


that joke, is for the trumpets. and i can talk bad about them all i want, i’ve dated most of ’em!

From: Clarinetest on April 11, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
Comment: Dude, I’m a clarinet. . . HAHA we rox

From: babzy on April 11, 2005 @ 5:31 pm
Comment: screw the flutes clarinets rock!!!!!!!!!
although it would be better as a trumpet joke.

From: goldielocks007 on April 12, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
Comment: yeah, flutes r pretty dumb, but i play the saxophone and we’re worse than they are!!!!

From: Steven on April 14, 2005 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: Ass hole its clairnets like my friend Nicole he’s an ass too.

From: blonde on April 21, 2005 @ 9:34 am
Comment: well,flutes rocks big time!tuba sarksss!!!

From: brunett401 on April 21, 2005 @ 4:44 pm
Comment: that was so stupid flutes r cool i play trumpet and flutes sound pretty awsome when the play loud enough

From: Piccolo_Giggolo on April 23, 2005 @ 9:02 pm
Comment: Well i play the piccolo..and the flute and i say that the only thing stupider than a flute not being able to screw in a lighbuld is the bass not knowing how to turn ON the light,

From: Kelsee on May 17, 2005 @ 7:33 pm
Comment: THIS JOKE SUCKS DICK!!! I GAVE A RATING OF 0 ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I PLAY THE FLUTE!!!!!!!!

From: bass cutie on May 22, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
Comment: thats an oldie just changed it to flutes

From: Tuba dude on July 25, 2005 @ 10:57 am
Comment: nothing like laughing at flutes

From: NinneR on July 25, 2005 @ 2:41 pm
Comment: you know, that’s actually true no matter how pathetic and yes this is coming from a flute player.

   
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