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Musician and the Monkey
Posted by: Blackvulcan830 on March 30, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
| A man is walking down the street with a monkey on his shoulder. He is also holding an accordian, because he’s a musician. He makes his living playing the accordian, while the monkey dances to the music, which in turn people throw them money. The musician also has a good ear for music. If you ask him to play a tune, he’ll play it. The musician decides to take a load off at a nearby bar. He wallks inside, notices a small crowd of people. He walks over to the counter and sits down. At that very moment a bar patron next to him orders a beer. "Hey, mac!", "Gimme a beer!" "One beer comin’ up!" replies the bartender. The bartender grabs an empty mug, fills it up to the brim. "One beer comin’ down!" shouts the bartender. He slides the beer mug down, and the guy grabs it, picks it up, takes a sip and puts it down on the counter. At that very moment, the monkey jumps off the musician’s shoulders and climbs up on top of the man’s beer mug. While the monkey is sitting on top of the beer mug, his nuts fall into the beer mug. The man reaches for his beer mug to take another drink, when he notices this monkey sitting on top of his beer mug with his nuts dangling inside his beer. The man replies, "What the hell". The man taps the musician on the shoulder and says "Hey, man do you know your monkey’s nuts is in my beer?!!!" "Gee, man I’m sorry, I don’t know that one". |
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god............. on March 31, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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hold on now that man is useing a monkey for pleasure poor little thing i mean a sheep is bigger if you know what i mean ,the monkey must be in so much pain,thats it i’m sending my son back down to teach you all how it should be done,hold on oh yes mary take it all in you go girl aaaaaaagh i’m com......... oh yeah right monkey leave him alone thats all i say bye for now............. |
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da man on April 17, 2006 @ 10:39 am |
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god, you are such a loser. Get a life D**wad! |
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