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Wrong side of town
Posted by: Bigg Robb on April 18, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
| A guy walks into a bar on the other side of town for the first time. As he sits down for a beer he notices a jar behind the bar filled to the top with twenty dollar bills, he asks the bar tender whats up with the jar, the bar tender says you have to throw a twenty dollar bill in the jar, complete three tasks and you win the jar of money. The guy sits there has a beer or two and asked the bar tender, whats the first thing i gotta do. He says you see that big guy in the corner about 6’5 300lbs, you gotta knock him out cold with one punch. The guy says your crazy that guy would kill me, but as he drinks a couple more the man thinks to himself, "that guy don’t look so tough", he asks the bar tender whats the second thing i gotta do. Bar tender says, there is a pit-bull guard dog out back, with an absessed tooth, you gotta rip it out with your bear hands. The guy says thats nuts that dog would tear me apart, but he keeps drinkin and looking at that jar of money and decides, that dog ain’t so bad. He asked the bar tender whats the third thing i gotta do. Bar tender says there is a 90 year old hooker up-stairs you gotta go bang her. The guy leans forward on his stool and says man, you are insane nobody would do that. The guy keeps drinkin and drinkin and drinkin some more. Finally the man stands up, throws his twenty in the jar walks over to the man in the corner, knocks him out cold with one punch, then he walks out back and everyone here’s the dog screamin and crying aobut 15 mins later the guy storms back in the bar and says "wheres that 90 year old hooker, i’ll get that tooth". |
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