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Im a Poet and I didnt even know it
Posted by: Shaun on April 23, 2005 @ 11:36 pm
.......Snoogans
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.
After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."
The biker then took a big swig from his Black Velvet, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself."
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leetness on May 12, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
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ahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaahahahaaayhahahahhahahahhahahah lol i yhink i pissed my self |
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RISLEY>T on May 12, 2005 @ 12:26 pm |
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PREETY FUNNY |
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Some Girl on May 12, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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That wasn’t bad at all!
Pretty funny
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michael on September 2, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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GOOOOOOOOOD ONE
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Shawna on June 6, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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lol good one ive read alot of ur jokes shaun ur pretty funny |
| From: |
bec on September 12, 2006 @ 3:09 pm |
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mate ur a cracker |
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